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sleepiest girl in the whole wide... @v_dcknz I hate giving hand jobs because it's like ugh do I have to do it in front of the expert? 2:59 PM . Aug 11, 2023 · 6.4M Views

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Soham @king26_sk your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

This is how Mercedes-Benz advertised their strong headlight. Professor Barclay Cool, now I can actually become blind when driving at night.

mcc @mcc@mastodon.social As a reminder, if you still have Twitter account(s) -I recommend you delete them before November 15, at which poin a TOS that gives Twitter permission to scrape your posts for "Al" comes into effect. My read (NOT A LAWYER) Is that fully deleting the account is the way to avoid them getting this permission. -If you're at all considering that I recommend you request a Twitte archive **THIS SECOND**, as it takes about 24 hours to be emaile to you. Details/links: mastodon.social/@mcc/113324547... Nov 12, 2024, 12:26 AM Web 256 boosts 173 favorites mcc @mcc 10h * Note that even if you delete your Twitter you can still keep your posts online, by using an archive -> html tool, such as this one which I used for my own archive: github.com/mcclure/twitter-arc... (This is a fork of Darius's tool with support for >2GB archives. The documentation could use another editing pass, I apologize for this.). mcclure/twitter- archiver Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive 80 4 30 3 Contributors Issues Stars Forks GitHub GitHub - mcclure/twitter-archiver: Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive Make your own simple, public, searchable Twitter archive - mcclure/twitter-a... 3

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Y Hacker News new | past | comments | ask | show | jobs | submit Tell HN: t.co is adding a five-second delay to some domains 137 points by xslowzone 1 hour ago | hide | past | favorite | 73 comments Go to Twitter and click on a link going to any url on "NYTimes.com" or "threads.net" and you'll see about a ~5 second delay before t.co forwards you to the right address. login Twitter won't ban domains they don't like but will waste your time if you visit them. I've been tracking the NYT delay ever since it was added (8/4, roughly noon Pacific time), and the delay is so consistent it's obviously deliberate.

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Readers added context they thought people might want to know.

So our family was hiking in the woods. After walking for three hours, we saw a pipe and felt something was wrong. To our surprise, we found a dirty puppy, malnourished, sad, and lonely. We knew what to do, and we brought it back home after a week. It got better and stronger, and it is happy again! Readers added context they thought people might want to know The family was known for WOON

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hiba @_hibax I was telling my cousin that I hate the bulge on my belly which is why I rarely wear dresses & skirts, & he said he doesn't understand why us women hate it when men love it. IS THIS TRUE?? Men like the belly bulge? 5:01 PM. Aug 8, 2023 582.4K Views ***

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Hannah Cox on a tweet by Zuby

1. These men are in for a rude awakening when they find out other cultures still expect men to fully provide for their daughters Hannah Cox @HannahDCox 2. It's not a flex to advertise your inability to find a partner in your own country 3. Sourcing wives from desperate third-world countries so you can control them financially is creepy & I really don't know how it's not considered trafficking ZUBY: @ZubyMusic. Jul 31 I predict more American men seeking foreign brides in the future... Get your passports bros. al identities of 12th-grade boys t identifying as liberal or conservative 1985 e: The Hill 1990 1995 2005 2010 initoring the Future survey, University of Michigan 2015 2020 7:25 AM - Aug 1, 2023 -1.6M Views 27 Conserva Liberal 2025 al identities of 12th-grade girls it identifying as liberal or conservative 434 Retweets 446 Quotes 3,757 Likes A Fi 1985 1990 e: The Hill 1995 2000 nitoring the Future survey, University of Michigan 448 Bookmarks 2005 Q 2010 2015 2020 +] Liberal Conserva 2025 AFK

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Just walked out of Brussels train station from the Eurostar

David Collier @mishtal Just walked out of Brussels train station from the Eurostar. This is what greeted me. Nice way to make the Jews feel uncomfortable. We are clearly not wanted here. Sorry I came. 11:06 AM - Aug 2, 2023-3.7M Views ne 27 Call 264 Retweets 1,275 Quotes 1,657 Likes 166 Bookmarks SARIOFES 소

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Now just straight up stealing usernames and blocking the users who complain about it

Hello, 16 years ago, I created @music and have been running it ever since. Just now, Twitter / X just ripped it away. Super p----- Jeremy Vaught @jeremyvaught The user handle associated with account @Music will be affiliated with X Corp. Accordingly, your user handle will be changed to a new user handle. @musicmusic @music123 @musiclover However, we appreciate your loyalty and want to minimize any inconvenience this may cause. At this time we will be changing this handle to @musicfan. We have listed additional handles that you can choose from below. Just respond to this message and we can assist you in making the change. All data associated with your prior user handle, including followers and following data, will be transferred to your new user handle. Please reply to this email if you have any questions. Best regards, X : 11:05 PM. Aug 3, 2023 · 4.6M Views

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Nobody who's right has time to argue.

scientism @mr_scientism Nobody who's right has time to argue. 10:27 PM - Jul 18, 2023 4,843 Views 9 Retweets 1 Quote 82 Likes 7 Bookmarks 27 Q ↑

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the most accurate review of twitter

Twitter News, politics, and live audio OPEN Ratings & Reviews elon musk ruined the app ★☆☆☆☆ See All Jul 3 junosn the multibillionaire's greediness could not allow him to leave a thriving social platform as it was, and his low intelligence makes itself more and more apparent as he continues to make decisions based on insecurity, ego and lack of knowledge on user experience

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TFW you have a bad hunch for the next few years that something like this would attract outsiders and it turns out to unfortunately be right.

MrLBoy1996 (Post-Ash, Pikachu, TRio Era+Ch... @MrLBoy1... - 8m I just looked through his account. There's nothing suggesting he likes Serena & AmourShipping. Even their bio, pfp, their own posts, replies, the people they're following, nothing suggests it. Rui @Ruikamiss - 2h Replying to @_vividley and @AmourPositivity no, idc about shipping but I found that account annoying and it was the perfect opportunity 27 MrlBoy1996 (Post-Ash, Pikachu, TRio Era+Check >>) @MrLBoy1996 View Tweet analytics There were previous times with or without this account where I had this bad hunch the anipoke fandom would attract outsiders like @/Ruikamiss. Turns out my hunch was right. 5:29 PM - Jul 18, 2023 - 4 Views tz Tweet your reply! II GIF ALT 8 12 3 D MrlBoy1996 (Post-Ash, Pikachu, TRio Era+Che... @MrLBoy1... - 3s The downside is that anything relating to Ash-Greninja and the Snowbelle City arc are now, to put it in a nice way, vulnerable. Safe tweeting. *** la Reply

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