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10:35 explain call options but uwuify it CHATGPT OwO! Hewwo dewie usew! twinkwe Sowwy to bweak the fwoow, but wet me expwain caww optwions in a cute way! Caww optwion is wike a magwic wovew wettew fwom awwigator-chan~ It's a speciaw contwact between you and a stocky-wocky company With a caww optwion, you get the powew to say "pwease owo I wanna buy youw stocks at a pwedetewmined pwice, senpai " $ So, if the stocky-wocky pwice goes up, you can get the stocky- wocky at a discount, and make a sweet pwofit! Yay! So But wemembew, dewie usew, the magwic onwy wasts fow a wimited time! you gotta use it wisewy and not be too shy shy on deciding when to use it~ OwO Hehe~ and if the stocky-wocky goes down, you can just say "I don't wanna use my magwic powew~" and not buy the stocks. No pwessuwe! X Message ·||||₁ 7

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