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DM: You enter the Magical Funhouse of Peawhee the Hermitman and see a s--- ton of mimics all out in the open, not even trying to hide. SUPERS Player: OMG! DM: OMG indeed. Please roll for initiative as the entire room erupts with chaotic fiendish screams of delight. Initiative

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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I know, I know, Adam is an Artificer but the meme is what it is. | /r/dndmemes

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I don't know, but I'm with team person on this one... | /r/dndmemes

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An internship can last a lifetime... | /r/dndmemes

Elves probably mess up job progression for other races What? Imagine a human applying for a job with 2 years experience, and then an elf applies and has 200 years experience. Or if your manager is an elf, you might not even live to see that role become available. Jesse, it's a fantasy game.

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As PCs, we're entitled to break into a "monsters lair" and take its stuff... | /r/dndmemes

a boy has no name. @_DiscreteView And we were taught to be on her side like the bears were wrong for defending their home soulPhoodie @soulphoodie. 1d The first example of adventurers privilege you learned about 愛 20:50 20 Jul 21 Twitter for iPhone 421 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 998 Likes

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So this happened... | /r/dndmemes

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me, Vegetable_Variety_11... not stopping. I'll post D&D memes until my 3rd death save. You don't like it, oh well, I'm a full Orc Barbarian Fighter with mad action surge and rage... rounds to spare... Opl What? I still have 1 hit point. I'm fine.

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