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Why, when I can just watch LotR without having to use math or spend extra money? I'm thinking about starting to play D&D. Do you want to join a group with me?

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Maybe I misunderstood what they meant when they said there was some munchkins joining our game tonight... | /r/dndmemes

Spotting the dragon ship on the horizon, the villagers despaired for they knew Gorm the Terrible had returned... ...and her bloodthirsty berserkers would show no mercy. the Nineth

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Who's doing what to who now? | /r/dndmemes

Players: We need an invite to the after-party. We just want to stare at guests until someone offers to take us. DM: You guys want to use persuasion or intimidation? Players: Both OF BRID

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It's time to ask yourself the really important question... | /r/dndmemes

herbertwest Follow Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT. herbertwest Follow There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE! If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor. herbertwest Follow If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first: 1. Do I trust the person feeding me? 2. Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently? 3. Have I seen Kevin within the past week? 4. Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit) evilkitten3 Follow 5. how much did i even like kevin, really

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Enough is enough... | /r/dndmemes

Wizard: I summon my cat familiar. Rogue: Yeah send whiskers in there to set off any deadly traps. Whiskers, who understands common and immediately returns to it's own plane of existence: See ya later loser

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These things happen. | /r/dndmemes

charlesoberonn My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads). charlesoberonn This is the one! charlesoberonn Not pictured, is Reginald, the sailors bastard son from a drunkin trist 20 years earlier in Saltmarsh.

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(#45) Ok_Dimension_4707 | /r/dndmemes

Ok_Dimension_4707 2:18 PM You were right, that did get pixelated. Here's a vertical version: 1E 2E 3E 4E 5E BBEG AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: SPEZ THIS IS THE TOOL WHO SPENT THE ENTIRETY OF 1999 SCREAMING WHAAAAZZZUUUUPPP! AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TOLD HIM THE FEMALE ORGASM IS REAL AND HE'S NOT 100% THEY AREN'T SCREWING WITH HIM LOOKS LIKE HE'S GIVING A TED TALK WHERE HE USES FACTS AND LOGIC TO TALK ABOUT "FEMALES IN THE WORKPLACE" IF SNOW HAD NO STREET CRED AND RAPPED ABOUT LIBERTARIAN POLICIES LOOKS LIKE T.J. MILLER, EXCEPT NERDIER AND MORE OF A CREEPER

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6 seconds sure seems like it takes a long time... | /r/dndmemes

Our rules lawyer debating the BBEG *DURING* combat:

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Pray I don't alter the stats even more... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You see what appears to be a sleeping troll, and- Meta Player: Fire spells! Everyone ready fire spells! DM: You are welcome to try that. Meta Player: Wait...what do you mean? DM: SAVAGE BOARB WARHAMMEL STORE CAR F242 www.1 SOLTIONE SonN DANKHOLD TROGGOTH THEAST Sus wwwww WNILLAMMUTS CHITECTE - tocroHS AGE OF SIGMAR Home Brew Monsters 2 URES wwwww rationer w MORGHASTS D P A NIE VERKOO A

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Madness beyond comprehension... | /r/dndmemes

charlesoberonn The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her. prettyokayray your teeth are sharp/ your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪ blad-the-inhaler He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene butts-for-days blackening the summer skies with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene animatedamerican we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene ♪ D 46,987 notes

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C.R.E.A.M., get the money, dollar dollar bill y'all... | /r/dndmemes

DM Here's $300 to ignore what you just rolled. Bard who Nat 20'd a persuasion roll on the bar keep CAREER Save that money for our wedding

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Sofia Vergara Said Joe Manganiello Turned Their Wine Cellar Into A D&D Lair source: Late Night with Seth Meyers He still plays Dungeons & Dragons? Yes... He's obsessed with it. He has, like, a dungeon in the house, and he has like a lot of figurines. Like a fake dungeon, right? Well, it was supposed to be the wine cellar, and suddenly... it started to happen. He has these gigantic heads of dragons hanging from the wall. It has, like, a little village all in the table. It's not a wine cellar anymore. It's a dungeon.

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Welcome to the game Michael, excellent character concept... let's play. | /r/dndmemes

D&D Memes 1d. My name is Michael. I'm a new D&D player. My current character is a Rogue(Dragonborn/Elf) Top contributor My name is Mitchell. I've been playing D&D since 1985. What are you talking about, There's no such thing as a dragon born/elf. Dragonborn hatch from an egg. Elven women remain pregnant for approximately 2 years. Dragonborn and Elves are not sexually compatible. ●●● Your character must be the result of some bizarre magical experiment, born and raised a captive in some insane wizard's dungeon. 1d Like View 8 more replies... or you know...th...

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