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I'VE DONE IT! I WENT BACK IN TIME AND KILLED ADOLF HITLER AS A BABY! HEY! THIS GUY SAYS HE KILLED A BABY! WHO'S ADOLF HITLER? NEVER HEARD OF HIM. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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WOULD IT BE ETHICAL TO GO, BACK IN TIME TO KILL BABY HITLER> HMM... IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD, BUT THEN YOU GET A FUZZY BORDER PROBLEM AT THE EXTREMES, IT'S CLEARLY OKAY TO KILL BABY HITLER AND CLEARLY NOT OKAY TO KILL, SAY, BABY HELEN KELLER. IF YOU TAKE ALL HUMAN BEINGS WHO EVER LIVED AND ORDER THEM BY OKAY-TO-MURDER-NESS, IS THERE A CUTOFF POINT FOR TIME-TRAVELING MURDER? CAN YOU KILL THE MEDIAN BABY? THE AVERAGE BABY? THAT'S EASY. YOU JUST SCALE THE PUNISHMENT TO THE POSITION IN THE LIST. IT'S OKAY TO MURDER BABY HITLER. THE MEDIAN BABY DESERVES A SPANKING. BABY HELEN KELLERS GET A PIECE OF CANDY AND A FRIENDLY PAT ON THE HEAD. SO... IF TIME TRAVEL WERE POSSIBLE... YOU'D EXPECT THAT SOMETIMES BABIES JUST START CRYING FOR NO REASON WHILE YOU'RE OUT OF THE ROOM. BUT THEN... THAT MEANS... TIME-TRAVELING BABY-SPANKERS. THE MOST PARSIMONIOUS EXPLANATION. smbc-comics.com

nut mag Dear Reader: Could You Killa Baby Hitler? 28% Not sure 30% No 42% Yes

AT LONG LAST, GRIMBLy, I'VE DONE IT! MY TIME MACHINE 15 FINALLy FINISHED! 1881 NOW I, DR. MATTHIAS MORDER, WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL HITLER WHEN HE WAS SUST A BABY, THUS SECURING My PLACE IN HISTORY AS BOTH GENMUS AND HERO! ONWARD, TO GREATNESS! 18890 Moden History of Time Travel 45 History's First Time-Travelling Murderer Matthias Morder, lab assistant to Dr. Archer Grimbly was arrested shortly after he illegally used Grimbly's time machine to travel back to the year 1889 to murder an innocent child named Adolf Hitler. He is well known throughout history as the First Temporal Criminal, and widely regarded as one of the most atrocious human beings to ever live

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AT LONG LAST, GRIMBLy, I'VE DONE IT! MY TIME MACHINE 15 FINALLy FINISHED! 1881 NOW I, DR. MATTHIAS MORDER, WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL HITLER WHEN HE WAS SUST A BABY, THUS SECURING My PLACE IN HISTORY AS BOTH GENMUS AND HERO! ONWARD, TO GREATNESS! 18890 Moden History of Time Travel 45 History's First Time-Travelling Murderer Matthias Morder, lab assistant to Dr. Archer Grimbly was arrested shortly after he illegally used Grimbly's time machine to travel back to the year 1889 to murder an innocent child named Adolf Hitler. He is well known throughout history as the First Temporal Criminal, and widely regarded as one of the most atrocious human beings to ever live

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nut mag Dear Reader: Could You Killa Baby Hitler? 28% Not sure 30% No 42% Yes nyt NYT Magazine mag Follow @NYTmag We asked @nytmag readers: If you could go back and kill Hitler as a baby, would you do it? (What's your response?) 2:04 PM - 23 Oct 2015 다 1,045 615

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NE IM GOING BACK IN TIE NO THE To Kiu BABY HITLER WILL BE UNPREDICTABLE THE RESULTS WERE HARD TO ARGUe WORLD GOP SUP 3a%, HAPPINESS IS UP 56%, AND THE TOOTHBRUSH MUSTACHE IS WORN WITH PRIDE AROUND THE wORLD BECAME ADDICTS LETS KILL STALIN AND GENGHIS KHAN ANO THE Guy uHo FIRST PUT RAISINS ㈧ CARROT CAKE/ HIGHER GDP HIGHER HAPPNESS AND JESUS COMES TO VISIT ON WEEKENDS WAD THE IMPALER/ JTACK THE THE FIRST GUY WHO PUT RAISNS IN CooKIEs UNITY THANK YOU FOR VOTING FOR THE TIME TRAVEL PARTY WITH YOUR HELP WE SHALL CONTINUE LOOKING INTRODUCING POuTICS INTO THE PROCESS VED TO BE A MISTAKE YOUR CONSTITUENTS DEMAND THAT EVERYTHING BUT WEVE THE WORUD SUDDENLY GET BETTER AT NO COSTTHE WORST AUREADY KILLED PEOPLE HoW ABoUT THE PRETTY BAD PEOPLE? BEGAN TO HUNT THE ILL LEAVE MY DISHES OUT S0 MY ROOMMATES WNLL HAVE TO DO THEM HITLERS OF 7tchk HAD TO KILL LARGER AND TO GET THE SAME AND THUS WE CANDO ALL YANKEES FANS GATHER THEM INA STADIUM AND ELECTROCUTE THEM HANE TO DIE? ITS NOT ABOUT THEM DYING ITS ABOUT THE REST OF US LIVING WElL TO AN MORE SAINTUY POPUATION HEAVENS! I FORGOT TO INCLUDE A THANKYOU CARD WHEN I GAVE AL MY SAVINGS TO CHARITY LAST, I WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT WAS WHEN THE WAHOO W6 GOT THE WORST SPECIES TO ELUIMINATE ITSELF! GALACTIC GDP IS UP 47%! Smbc-comicscon

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