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D4 can you rewrite the first 10 minutes of star wars episode 1 as jar jar? Meesa happy to oblige! Here's a rewritten version of the first 10 minutes of Star Wars Episode 1 as Jar Jar: So, da movie opens with some Jedi cruisers on a diplomatic mission to da planet Naboo. Dere's dis evil Trade Federation dat wants to take over Naboo, and da Jedi are tryin' to stop 'em. But den, da Trade Federation gets all mean and blocks da Jedi's ship with their big ol' army of droids. Dere's a lotta pew pew and blaster fire and da Jedi try to escape in these escape pods. Meesa end up in da same pod as two Jedi, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn. Dey're talkin' about some kinda blockade and invasion, but meesa not really sure what it all means. Dey land on Naboo and den get attacked by some big, scary fish monsters in da water. Meesa scared, but da Jedi use their Force powers to get us all outta dere. Weesa make it to da surface of Naboo and dat's where meesa meet a nice lady named Padmé Amidala. She's da queen of Naboo, but she's also in disguise for some reason. Meesa don't really understand all da politics and stuff. Anyway, da Trade Federation is still bein' all mean and tryin' to take over Naboo, so da Jedi decide to help out. Weesa gotta get to da capital city of Naboo to warn da queen and save da planet. So, weesa jump in a little bongo submarine and go through some underwater tunnels. Dere's some more scary fish monsters, but weesa make it to da city okay. Dat's where da adventure really starts, but meesa gonna stop there for now. Hope yousa liked meesa version of da first 10 minutes of Star Wars Episode 1!

I asked GBT to rewrite the first 10 minutes as jarjar | /r/PrequelMemes


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