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The psychiatrist reminding an unlucky passerby in the late 30s that she isn't a 2-year-old girl waiting for her mommy to change her; she's a paralyzed 67-year-old grandmother in adults diapers suffering from PTSD in the form of age regression after her spine was struck with a stray bullet from Joseph Joestar's wild flurry of tommy gun bullets. Just the results of the bullets hitting you.

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Giorno becoming the boss of Passione Koichi wanting to pay a cheaper taxi

The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. *MINUTES LATER* Hey Zeke, check out this cool leaf! That OH BASEBALL

You First watch an Anime with Ghosts in it! No You First watch an Anime with Aliens in it! ACE TSUNAMI MEMES watched Jojo Bizarre Adventure Diamond is Unbreakable*

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"The main villains in JoJo's are horrifically evil!" Meanwhile the main JoJo villains: Just wanted a loving Just wanted to be able to Just wanted to go to father and to be out walk in the sunlight. heaven. of poverty. Just wanted a quiet life. Wanted happiness for all humanity. HB

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LO ALL THIS FAT ASS AND YOU'RE SO SOFT AND WET 30!

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What if You 80 21 Wanted to Achieve Heaven But god said I read it in a book once.

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