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11 yr. ago when I was 16 I showed up to my first day lifeguarding at a pool; I met my manager who was a decent looking 21 year old chick. About 5 minutes after we met a crazy storm rolled in so we closed the pool and closed all the doors in the guard office so they would blow around in the wind...there was definite sexual awkwardness, she said 'so what do you want to do?' I suppose I had steel balls when I was 16, I replied 'you' and it was over from there. Banged manager less than 10 minutes after meeting. During a storm. At a pool. Afterwards we pretended it never happened and she ended up getting fired 2 weeks later. 62 Share 11 yr. ago Pool story, bro.

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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