Marques Brownlee on the Shopping Cart Theory | The Shopping Cart Theory | Know Your Meme

Marques Brownlee @MKBHD My 2 litmus tests for whether or not a stranger is a good person: 1: They put the shopping cart back where it belongs 2: They stand a few feet back from the airport baggage claim until they see their bag, instead of cutting in front and blocking people's view for no reason 11:13 PM Jan 15, 2023 2.8M Views

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: Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e The Shopping Cart Theory 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 No.256670690 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. 1.16 MB PNG A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

TELL ME THE MORAL DIFFERENCE, IF ANY BETWEEN THE CITIZEN AND THE CIVILIAN? A CITIZEN RETURNS THE SHOPPING CART. imgflip.com A CIVILIAN DOES NOT. THE EXACT WORDS OF THE TEXT.

Aetius @AetiusRF "What do you mean I should return the shopping cart" Helen Andrews @herandrews • Jan 24 Update: Nearly 40 fare jumpers in five minutes this morning. I asked the Metro attendant if he cared about people stealing. He said, verbatim, "That's not my job. twitter.com/herandrews/sta... Show this thread 12:54 PM. Jan 25, 2023 219.8K Views

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If you don’t put your shopping cart back in the cart return after you unload your groceries, you’re a terrible person

Sara @saramederski If you don't put your shopping cart back in the cart return after you unload your groceries, you're a terrible person 9:52 PM Jun 12, 2022

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The earth could be opening beneath me and my whole body on fire and I’d still return my shopping cart

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There is no dire emergency. Do you accept your duty to return the cart even though you gain nothing?

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LAWFUL GOOD RETURNED TO THE STORE K ME 10 LAWFUL NEUTRAL RETURNED TO ANOTHER STORE LAWFUL EVIL UNRETURNED BUT NEATLY STACKED 518 NEUTRAL GOOD RETURNED TO A CORRAL TRUE NEUTRAL RETURNED TO THE POOR NEUTRAL EVIL LEFT IN A PARKING SPACE THANK YOU HOT GUARY CHAOTIC GOOD LAUNCHED INTO A CORRAL alamy alamy CHAOTIC NEUTRAL RETURNED TO NATURE CHAOTIC EVIL RETURNED TO A CULVERT ROB BESCHIZZA

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Ew, I stepped in s---. SHOPPING CART BACK PEOPLE WHO DON'T PUT THE

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you ever heard of return your f------ shopping cart to the goddamn stall, you inconsiderate p------------?

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: Anonymous (ID: DSfdBk9e The Shopping Cart Theory No.256670690 The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. 1.16 MB PNG 05/08/20(Fri)09:52:50 To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, but have you ever heard of return your f------ shopping cart to the goddamn stall, you inconsiderate p------------? 79

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I LOVE RETURNING MY SHOPPING CART TO THE DESIGNATED RETURN AREAS! I LOVE PROVING THAT I'M CAPABLE OF SMALL ACTS OF SELF- GOVERNANCE LIKE RETURNING MY SHOPPING CART & NOT HAVE TO BE COERCED INTO DOING THE RIGHT THING BY THE THREAT OF LAW OR DEATH. I'AM A DIGNIFIED MEMBER OF SOCIETY & NOT SOME ANIMAL THAT LEAVES THEIR SHOPPING CART IN THE LAST LOCATION THEY USED IT.

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