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Dear Anonymous Passerby, Don't worry, you're safe now! Your act of casual cruelty was successful. The complaint you lodged with the HOA was heard. They had me take down the small treefort that I built on this location with my sons during the pandemic. No longer will its presence offend your walk) past my house. Please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. They are safely back inside now, watching television I'm sure. Enjoy the unobstructed view of my backyard. I will try to keep it up to code. Best, -Dave

Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound p------------ devil worshipping chihuahua

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entitled birthday karen | /r/FuckYouKaren

4 mins. Dear Friends, Every year I make it a point to make my birthday special, not just for me but to accommodate each and EVERYONE OF YOU!! I put in so much TIME AND EFFORT into making sure that you are all comfortable and able to make it that by the time my birthday arrives I am physically and emotionally drained. So this year I want to try something different.. I want YOU to make an EFFORT and PLAN MY WHOLE birthday for ME!! If you can Call, text, and ask for my assistance any given time, day or night you can do this! And if most of you (excluding those who actually helped me out a lot last year) can leave me with more than half the check you sure as hell can chip in and make me feel special!! Over the years I have overextended myself to A LOT of you but all the while feeling unappreciated so NOW I'm being blunt, this is what I want and if you don't come through for me we're done! You have 6 weeks to prove you care about me, Start Now!!

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Meet Karen the Bridezilla | /r/FuckYouKaren

◄ Facebook 1:09 PM Fri Jan 13 ... ballercap.com Happy Wife, Happy Life LIET HEAD € HELP I NEED ADVICE. My fiance and I are having lots of issues right now, we can't stop fighting and I don't know what to do. I quit my job because wedding planning was taking up so much time, and my fiance is refusing to get a second job. He doesn't understand that I don't have time to get ready for work, drive to work, be somewhere else all day, and drive home. I need to be HOME to plan this wedding. I'm trying to find a job from home but it is difficult. I asked him to get a second job and he won't. It really p s me off because we are spending $80,000 on this wedding and he keeps saying that we should spend less. UH, HELLO, NO. This is MY WEDDING I have been dreaming of since I was little and I REFUSE to have anything but my dream wedding. How can I convince him to work a second job to pay for this? What happened to "happy wife, happy life"??????????? 89% TEMU She quit her job without even asking her husband his opinion, she tried to

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I was just looking for a phone repair shop near me and found this gem of an interaction | /r/Karen

PDATES B1 T Express Mobil... SERVICES REVIEWS 10 reviews. 20 photos a year ago Q PHOTOS Express Mobile Techs (Owner) a year ago ABOUT Awful its actually a1/2 star. Talked to a gentleman Wednesday and he stated they compare prices. Went today and this employee was truly rude, inconsiderate, nasty,unprofessional and unpleasant. I regret the time it took to get there. B2 I have no record of you in our system. If you have a legitimate issue feel free to contact us. Edit: so we actually got to the bottom of this. You came in and wanted a price match. We explained we price match the entire deal. The place you wanted to match had to order the part. You wanted it that day. Sorry we couldn't accommodate your request. From what I can see you only leave one stars so this doesn't seem to be out of the norm for you.

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Well whaddya know? | /r/FuckYouKaren

r/FuckYouKaren u/motherofredfox. 20h Group of Karen's try to skip out on restaurant bill over hollandaise sauce The place I work at is a hole in the wall restaurant in a really small farming town. Think of Dog River from the show Corner Gas and it describes the vibe of the place. The outside is pretty run down since the upstairs tenants are car farmers so there is broken... 3015 256 ↑ Share r/FuckYouKaren u/SenpaiChronicles 8h i.redd.it ● ... Is this accurate guys? potatoes, hasn prowns, of fruit. GREEK OMELETTE Tomatoes, spinach, avocado, olives & feta cheese. $13.99 THE "KAREN" Bacon, ham, mushroom tomatoes, spinach, hollandaise & melted cheese. $14.50 THE SO MEATY

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Is this accurate guys? | /r/FuckYouKaren

potatoes, hash B GREEK OMELETTE Tomatoes, spinach, avocado, olives & feta cheese. $13.99 THE "KAREN" Bacon, ham, mushroom tomatoes, spinach, hollandaise & melted cheese. $14.50 THE SO MEATY Ham, sausage, bacon, topped with carnitas

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my history book says something else | /r/FuckYouKaren

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Karen from the D&D Monster Manual | /r/FuckYouKaren

KAREN Medium humanoid, Chaotic Evil Armor Class 15 (natural armor) Hit Points 110 (17d8 +34) Speed 30 ft. STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 12 (+1) 10 (+0) 14 (+2) 8 (-1) 8 (-1) 14 (+2) Saving Throws Con +5, Cha +5 Skills Deception +5, Performance +5 Damage Immunities psychic Condition Immunities charmed Senses passive Perception 9 Languages Common Challenge 6 (2,300 XP) Smug Gaze. When a creature that can see the karen's eyes starts its turn within 30 ft. of the karen, as a free action the karen can force it to make a DC 14 Constitution saving throw if the karen isn't incapacitated and can see the creature. On a failed save the creature becomes vulnerable to psychic damage until their next turn. If the saving throw fails by 5 or more, the creature must roll on the short-term madness table. Animal Handling. All Karens have disadvantage on animal handling checks. Outrage. As a bonus action, the karen can enter an outrage at the start of its turn. The outrage lasts for 1 minute. ending early if the karen is not in a physical or verbal altercation, is knocked unconscious or incapacitated. While in an outrage the karen gains the following benefits, +3 damage when the karen makes an attack. The karen automatically succeeds on charisma saves, and cannot be persuaded. Call the guard. As a bonus action, the karen can use the message spell to call the nearest guard who will come running but not necessarily to its aid. If the karen has taken damage it has advantage on charisma checks targeted at the guard. Innate Spellcasting. The karen's innate spellcasting ability is Charisma (spell save DC 14). It can innately cast the following spells, requiring no components: At will: message, hellish rebuke 1/day each: shatter, sickening radiance Any spell cast by the karen has its damage type replaced with psychic. Actions Multiattack. The karen makes two swipe attacks with her "natural" claws Swipe. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d6+1) slashing damage. Speak to the manager. The karen lets out a loud demand to speak to the manager, All creatures within 30 feet of her that can hear her must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw. On a fail, a creature takes 10 (3d6) psychic damage, taking half damage on a success. https://www.bigbadtabletop.com

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Nearby small business got this Google Review and got called out. | /r/Karen

11:00 M GE Locar Guide Hi 33 photos LTE a week ago NEW Rude and inconsiderate especially lady owner yelling in the middle of the store. Go to Rochester or Ithaca... *Amended due to owner response.... Denying any culpability will tell you everything you need to know about this business. B1 month ago we are so sorry to hear you didn't have a great experience with us. This sounds completely out of ordinary for our business and we would welcome you to email any further feedback to I'm not seeing that you received any actual services from us so I'm wondering if you have us confused with another business? Either way we would love to hear what specific instances lead to this rating/review.

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I am being strong armed by Sprint to change my SIM card | /r/FuckYouKaren

7:43 Thu, January 12 (((. USAA SafePilot 5:49 AM USAA SafePilot is running Tap to launch USAA SafePilot. la (((.) OMADM Phone Invalid SIM card. Z Authenti- Zillow cator C Please contact Sprint to unlock your device. ||| * Uber ( Notification settings Uber BO 63% الله Q + > Clear Xfinity Settings

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Karen and the truck parked on the street | /r/Karen

21m This truck sat outside my house for 45 minutes with a man inside. I called the county non-emergency line and nothing. Please put a fork in me because I am done! This day has been a day where you can't make this stuff up! And now....I feel like Like Comment X 2 comments Lock your doors, lock your windows, dim your lights and get out your gun.

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Karen lost her street in Vegas to Liberace. | /r/Karen

* # E Liberace AVE 1100 DARA THAI 10 LIBERACE AVE. SIGNS POSTED KAREN AVE. FROM MARYLAND PKWY TO JOE W. BROWN DRIVE RENAMED

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Just a little humor at the expense of Karens | /r/FuckYouKaren

"I'd like to speak to the manager and the police. I'd like to speak to the police manager."

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