why you mad, this is what you wanted | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/
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![Jobin Jhon Jojolands Lands ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 Part になってく これはひとりの少年が、色々で 車載開始記念 The JOJOLands] on! Flashback man](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/512/366/b92.png "Jojo family tree updated | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/")
![The Incel Diavolo He can [REDACTED] and that's his stand ability Wants to kill his daughter Dresses like a trans teenager going through a phase Got yeeted by a 15- year-old with a piano and deserved fate worse than death Weird strawberry hair Uses some random dude who uses a frog as a phone as his "identity defender" Anger issues If you don't want anyone to know your identity, why can't you just do s--- by yourself? The Virgin DIO Can stop time. Cool! Comes up with his plans in Egypt. What kind of vampire lives in there? Stole his brother's body. Not cool bro Get's punched in the knee by a 17 year-old and dies like a bitch Final form looks like a Polnareff reject Can't stop Joseph from taking nudes of him Gay banana mascot outfit Doesn't even fight; spends most of his time mumbling about his "stories" The Basic Yoshikage Kira Isn't interested in fighting. Prefers to live peacefully Last haircut looks like cookies and cream Cool explosive abilities from the stand that looks like a cat Grows nails faster than Lightning McQueen in a race Get's his own spinoff Obsessed with women's hands Got his face ripped off by an ambulance Probably has the most consistent outfit of any JoJo antagonist The Brad Enrico Pucci Develops three different stands, insecure Opposes homosexuality but sleeps with DIO Hired the f------ KKK to end his brother's affair. What on Earth were you even thinking?! Counts prime numbers Cool stand abilities but with inconsistent rules. How does his hair work? Actually succeeds in his goal to reset the entire universe and kill the Joestars But dies before he can reach heaven The Chad Dio Brando Space Ripper Stingy Eyes Destroyed Jonathan and the all- mighty Dire Er "I don't know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?" Menacing yet stylish outfit. Rocks the most gorgeous scarf and badass boots. Get's f------ disintegrated; still lives as a head MR. DDD 100% Dio Versatile and potent arsenal. Can possibly beat 60% of stand users in the franchise He actually won in his part He didn't kill Erina though The Thad Funny Valentine Stand so confusing, you're gonna make "love" with him if you want to know how it works Wants to make America a great country Looks like a true president. Rocks the fanciest overcoat and gloves The 23rd president of the U.S.. You can't make this s--- up AU Has the heart of a god Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price Makes speeches about napkins "My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'." The Lad Kars AYAYAYAYAYA Most handsome anime villain besides Griffith Gets to f--- around in Mars instead of dying because F--- YOU! THAT'S WHY! Only loincloth and leather boots. The perfect sex appeal for men and women alike Genocides his entire race M Believes in Mother Nature Cheats against a woman in a fight and uses her as an electric guitar. Succeeds in being the Ultimate Lifeform The Shlad Tooru Successfully eats the Rokakaka unlike the other inferior rock humans Doesn't pursue people. PEOPLE PURSUE HIM Commits sexual deviance on Yasuho and leaves her speechless Canonically listens to Elvis Presley's "Wonder Of You" Song Funky hair/hat (f---, it's the Jotaro paradox all over again) Probably has the strongest stand. The only way to beat it is to have drip as strong as it has](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/512/329/65a.jpg "A virgin vs chad for all the JoJo main villains | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/")
