Notes: hardly know where to begin with this one, especially given the fact that whomever created Codpiece (rightly) doesn’t want their name on the internet. Basically, Codpiece was just a normal, insecure fellow, who at one point misunderstood a girl who called him “short” and assumed she meant that he had a teeny peen. Subsequently rejected by numerous women, Codpiece always assumed it must have something to do with his junk, and not with the fact that he was probably just a huge insecure jerkwad.

To get revenge for all the women who were totally mean to him, you guys, Codpiece went ahead and built himself some go-go gadget manties, complete with rocket cannon, spring-loaded boxing glove, and giant drill. The misogyny here, I just can’t even… Eventually Codpiece was destroyed by the dissolving powers of t---------- superhero Coagula, so I’ll let you make of that what you will.