Allegedly a tale of a Mobik at the front | 2022 Russian Invasion of Ukraine | Know Your Meme

File: vfromthefront.jpg (50 KB, 686x499) >> Eyebagsly an My mobik friend's story. MobikFriend !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue)19:26:16 No.56537359 ► >>56537370 >>56537499 >>56537516 >>56537620 >>56537658 >>56537707 >>56537784 >>56537968 >>56537973 >>56537981 >>56537986 >>56537991 >>56538053 >>56538058 >>56538082 >>56538097 >>56538138 >>56538220 >Rifle is an older AK-74 that he will be allowed to take with him, scratched up but still works. He asks if there are like any optics or whatever because he doesn't think he can hit stuff super accurately with just the iron sights. Instructor just gives him a tired look and says no and don't expect any. >Know "V" for about five years now as part of an online writing community, he's a lower middle class, tall, and lanky Russian dude into nerdy s--- like anime, gaming. >Like most Russians didn't really care about the war or anything the government does really because it hardly affects him. >Initial wave of mobilisation happens, he looks into leaving but is generally too poor and unskilled to sustain it abroad unlike tech types. >Putin says mobilisation is over, but it actually is not as the law is still in effect. >Early December comes around. >He gets mobilized, is scared by is told he would not be sent into an active combat zone by law. >Gets about two weeks worth of training in a rundown kind of training camp. >He says it's mostly marching a lot, keeping one's space neat, he gets to shoot a rifle a few times, given basic instructions on how to use a tourniquet (but not allowed to practice as they are in short supply) and patch up basic wounds. >V estimates he can't really hit much at more than 100m and isn't sure how he will do under combat since he was allowed to take his time firing and told to only use single shots, not any automatic fire, told not to worry about it. >Given old uniform that he says doesn't seem like a winter type and some kind of vest, his instructor tells him its bulletproof but does not go into details. He says it doesn't feel very heavy and is pretty thin so he's not sure if that is the truth or not. Gets an old helmet that he says is an SSH-68 of some kind. >Asks where he will be deployed and told according to law he won't be sent to a frontline combat position and will mostly be trench and defense building. >Cont ☐ MobikFriend !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue)19:27:38 No.56537370 ► >>56537981 >>56538011 >>56538138 >>56537359 (OP) >Is shipped out a few weeks before Christmas to somewhere, he's not initially sure where as they took his phone from him, I know where he is now (will get to it later but won't say since I don't want him to die. It's not the most active combat zone at the moment but it still is sort of frontline). >Bus does not actually drive him and the other mobiks to where he is supposed to be, stops about ten miles short and tells them to get off and generally head in a westernly direction from there and gives them a single compass and old map with some circles on it as a group. >He and the other mobiks go what the f---? And get told the driver isn't risking it because of drones and other threats closer to the frontline. >Spend half the day in the cold marching in what they hope is the right direction, no officer is with them to make sure they get there, get lost a few times, they are tired, they have no food no actual ammunition no radios or communication equipment just their rifles and clothes. >Eventually come upon what looks to be a kind of sentry post, except no one is taking it seriously and are just drinking and sitting around a fire, no one even notices them until they are literally marching right up to it. >They ask if this is where they are supposed to be and say what unit they are supposed to be assigned to. >Turns out no one actually knows if the unit is there or not, they don't have radios either to call in, they just send a runner when they have questions, one guy asks to see the map, and then says oh yeah, that's where all the mobiks are going. >Eventually end up at the camp >Cont ☐ MobikFriend !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue)19:29:00 No.56537381 ► >>56537391 >>56537394 >>56537790 >>56537981 >>56538138 >Friend describes main camp as some kind of dystopian barbarian horde settlement. Tents are sort of just haphazardly placed wherever there is a little bit of cover like trees, bushes. There are some cut down logs placed around the edges of the camp but not really in any organized fashion, some sandbags. There are no indicators as to where the food is, where the medical tent is, only an armory which they pass on the way in where guns and ammo are just kind of strewn about in piles. Fires seem randomly scattered about. >Try to find an officer to find out where they are supposed to go, takes ages to find one and eventually run into a group of captains at the command tent who look demoralized and tired. >Ask where the major and colonels are, told they haven't visited in weeks and their last order was just to hold here. >Captain they are supposed to report to eventually shows up from somewhere gets them some ammunition and limited medical supplies, tells them to set up tents in some orchard, one of the random soldiers coming by says they are lucky because he's a decent captain. >Captain tells them to spread the tents out, keep them near trees, and generally try to put the remaining foliage and branches scattered about as concealment and mild protection since sometimes drones make it over to the camp proper. >Ask if they are doing anything about the drones. >Officer just smiles sadly and says they aren't in a priority position for the drone jammers and to just keep an eye out and try to shoot them down and spread out. >> MobikFriend !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue)19:30:25 No.56537391 >>56537381 >>56537981 >>56538138 >Next day >Get terrible meal of potatoes, some kind of meat they don't ask where it came from, and vegetables. >Captain takes them to their frontline fighting position. >It's a bunch of damp foxholes and frozen trenches topped with logs that look beat to s---. >There are some dead mobiks just kind of thrown into a pile off to the side, no one seems to be doing anything about them. >Depressed looking, shivering mobiks look happy to get relieved, most look hungry. >There are a few machinegun emplacements, some scattered ammo caches and a grungy looking medical dugout. >Told to just sit in it and look out in the western direction and shoot at anything that moves. >Will be relieved in two days, just eat their rations. >Ask what they should do if any armor shows up, they don't have any AT weapons or training on how to use them. >Says to just try to hold on and send a runner back to camp, their radios are all broken so the captains are keeping the ones they have back at camp to keep in touch with higher command. >Captain leaves without any further explanation. >No one does anything about the dead mobik pile. ☐ MobikFriend !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue)19:31:56 No.56537402 ► >>56537981 >>56537983 >>56538093 >>56538138 >>56538207 >Medics go to the dugout and find only some scattered bandages, vodka, cheap torniquets, and bloody soil. >Friend takes up position in a trench, something smells off though. >Glances down at the ground. >Some mobik had just shat in the trench and didn't bother to do anything about it. >This is too f----- up for him and he moves to another position. >Is freezing cold so occasionally does some exercises to keep warm, huddles with the other mobiks for warmth. >Hear gunfire and explosions nearby occasionally but have no idea what is going on since they have literally no comms. >One guy reveals he smuggled in a phone in his ass crack or something and goes to check the internet. >Something the instructor had told him not to do but they risk it because they have no idea w-- is going on. >LiveUAmap to find out what is going on. >Some units near them are getting shelled. >He and the other mobiks near this guy take cover because they figure they might be next, warn others but they tell him command would surely tell them if there was something to worry about. >30 minutes later >Artillery hits their position, not a super heavy barrage but still enough to kill you if you wandered outside of the trench >Half his group were outside of the trenches and foxholes trying to start fires for warmth >Around 20% get hit and are wounded and screaming outside. >Friend wants to help them. Mc ☐ MobikFriend !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue)19:33:00 No.56537414 ► >>56537434 >>56537768 >>56537981 >>56538025 >>56538093 >>56538138 >Other mobik stops him and says he heard from his cousin that the Ukies fly in drones and bomb the wounded to finish them off and anyone dumb enough to go out to try to help them. >They decide to wait and see, just hearing the screams of wounded and dying men. >Soon enough on open ground there are more, smaller explosions, screams of agony, and then silence. >Huddle in the trench and pray. >Finally about an hour later they force one mobik to go outside and look at the sky. It seems clear. >They go out and look at the devastation, dead corpses of people they had trained with everywhere. >They pick some unlucky people to go and throw them in the corpse pile and retrieve their weapons if usable. >Another hour passes and a runner comes to warn them of a potential artillery strike, the one that happened two hours ago. >They just tell him thanks for the warning. end !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue) 19: :04 565 24 >It turns to night and it is hard to get sleep because that is when the ukies start taking potshots at them, he thinks they have some kind of night vision. Can't really return fire because it's pitch black, they don't know where the enemy is, and his hands are shaking from the cold. >A few more unlucky mobiks get mowed down at night, so he and his just shoot in the general direction of the enemy hoping to maybe suppress them. >Doesn't seem to really work. >Day comes around >No one has gotten any sleep due to this and the screams of the wounded. >A few more people go in the corpse pile that, thankfully due to the cold, hasn't started rotting too much yet. >Another day of the above goes by. >>56538138 ☐ MobikFriend !!X+RjDhWmK6H 12/27/22(Tue)19:39:16 No.56537459 ► >>56537492 >>56537576 >>56537981 >>56538251 >Day three, rotated out and replaced by more fresh, uncertain mobiks. >Get back to camp, still no sign of any officers higher than a captain >Guy with phone says he's too cold to do anything, fresh Russian lieutenant agrees with him and tells him an my friend to come along with him >Just walk out of the camp, no one challenges them or anything or asks what they are doing. >Eventually get to some farmstead, knock on the door >Old Ukrainian couple who end up being friendly to the Russians (he's somewhere in the Donbass) >Ask if they can sleep in their basement or something because it's freezing outside. >Allowed to sleep in the basement with some mattresses and given some actual food >Friend feels like crying. >Phone guy gives phone to lieutenant and friend to contact relatives and friends. >Later lieutenant uses it to get updates on the war since no one has told him anything. >Friend updates me and says this whole thing is a massive shitshow, the lieutenant says they have to go back eventually but probably no one would notice if they stay here a while, looks depressed. >Feel a little bit better when the old couple tell them they are heroes but also feel dead inside because they aren't really doing anything other than just sitting there getting attacked and bombed and maybe occasionally get a lucky shot on a Ukie. >This was the last update I heard from him.

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tme enoya plup ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:02:34 No.62817231 ►>>62817236 >>62817251 >>62817254 >>62817285 >>62817524 >>62817645 >>62817659 >>62817710 >>62818175 >>62819186 >>62819258 >>62819848 >>62820428 >>62821616 >>62822058 >>62824287 >>62828892 Are year ago or so, when the Russian motorcycle infantry attacks started some of you guys were joking about scooter infantry soon. Well, who is laughing now? >> >> Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:03:34 No.62817236 ►>>62820897 >>62817231 (OP) >tut-tut >we're the russian army >2nd army of the world! >fear us ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:05:46 No.62817251 >>62817734 >>62817756 >>62817231 (OP). Russian equipment loss cope cycle: >these are just to plug gaps in the rear and will never be used close to the front lines. There are no serious equipment losses, and it is Ukraine that is falling apart before our very eyes under the weight of Russian advancements! 1 week later: >UAV footage of strewn bodies around some Chinese made clown cars 2 Weeks later: >Russian telegrams celebating showing off their success with new Chinese clown cars >Online shills turn to praising this as a new, novel, genius tactic to overwhelm Ukrainians and is leading to victory on the ground Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)19:06:08 No.62817254 ►>>62817262 >>62817447 >>62817830 >>62830067 File: 51N5T+PglWS._AC_SL1500_.jpg (66 KB, 942x1498) >>62817231 (OP). I will not be satisfied until the Russian army is evacing wounded with Razor kick scooters, >>☐ Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)08:21:16 No.62830067 ► File: 1520796877694.jpg (43 KB, 750x750) >>62817254 return to monke >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:17:33 No.62817659 >>62817686 >>62817689 >>62821889 >>62817231 (OP). did the russian government just stop giving any pretense of wanting to preserve their soldiers' lives? >you see ivan, we get on bike, charge enemy position >but what if they make fire at us? >we are on bike, outrun bullet >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:24:25 No.62817686 ►>>62817721 >>62817659 anon you have it completely backwards in how Russians perceive losses The more dead under your command the better! It means you're really trying hard. Having low losses? That must mean you're not really doing much of anything. This is grounds for removal and a trip to the corrective r----pit. Yes, "you will die and it will be good" exists as a meme for a reason. It wasn't just some isolated schizoid commander, but representative of the RU command culture. >>> ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:29:01 No.62817721 ► >> File: Screenshot 2024-11-01 at (...).png (570 KB, 835x712) Around 1 mild, wounded' ful-scale war in Ukrame w reports >>62817686 I think the literal orders are they get rewarded for how much land they take by meter, and the logical way to achieve that is to spam units until they force Ukrainian forces back. That results in a lot of death, and they need to keep the meat grinder back. So they need 30K men a month to just keep up with the losses, and it takes months for the wounded to recover to fight again (if they're not just send back to the front to die). The reported average casualty ratio is 3:1, which is pretty bad. Russians face horrific losses when they're on the offensive, but Ukraine also faces losses when they attack as well so it evens out to 3:1. That means Ukraine still loses a lot. ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:28:02 No.62817710 ►>>62821946 >>62817231 (OP). Literally the same 'Zhoujian' scooters you see in any Chinese LiveLeak >> lol Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:46:11 No.62818175 >>62817231 (OP) cavalrybros, we're so back ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:03:47 No.62817889 >>62817899 >>62817914 >>62820997 File: kek.jpg (406 KB, 1003x767) >elite brigades have to beg on fagbook for AWOL soldiers to pretty please come back. Things are looking up for Ukraine! >> Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)20:33:57 No.62817739 >Day 985 of the 3 day war U Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)21:54:45 No.62818234 ►>>62818312 >> >> h--------, it really has been almost 1000 days since king udmurt launched this war ☐ Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)22:09:22 No.62818312 ►>>62818334 >>62818234 and now we have Bradleys and Abrams running inside Russian territory, go back even 1 year ago and tell someone that this would happen and they would laught at you. ☐ Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)16:02:29 No.62822058 ►>>62822080 >>62817231 (OP) >Well, who is laughing now? scooters manufacturers Russian losses last 24 hours and totals personnel is Russians killed and does not include wounded 05.11.2024 Tanks - 9208 (+15) Armored fighting vehicle - 18581 (+43) Artillery systems - 20150 (+29) MLRS-1245 Anti-aircraft warfare - 996 (+2) Planes - 369 Helicopters - 329 UAV 18309 (+29) Cruise missiles - 2631 (+2) Ships (boats) — 28 Submarines-1 Trucks and fuel tankers - 28278 (+41) Special equipment - 3587 Military personnel-aprx. 701650 people (+1260) >Artillery systems-20150 (+29) unchanged analysis 78.68% of ISS 'themilitarybalance' estimates of 25609 Russian towed and self propelled artillery and mortars, active and reserve Feb 2022 are been destroyed approximately 5,459 remain. Also many remaining Russian guns in depots have had their barrels removed to be used as replacements for worn barrels. Russia's chronic vehicle shortage now has a companion chronic artillery shortage, this will begin to leave compromising levels of reduced artillery in portions of the Russian front lines commencing in -12 days at the attrition rate of the last 12 months. Russia can only use air power and FAB bombs to try and fill the gap, or drastically shorten its lines to retain the same level of artillery cover. I expect it to try and use air power, the consequence will be increased air combat and looses of Russian air frames and an escalating artillery crisis in the Russian forces. There will be an increased mix of begging threats and other PR stunts by the Kremlin to try and get a ceasefire as they have lost this war. Russia will no longer be able to mount any mechanized offensive operations or offensive operation with artillery support (basically all) by spring and Russia will be effectively defenseless against its neighbors if they advance onto Russian territory. Why economic collapse will force Putin to end the war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxKLaQ1p60s [Embed] 53 separate mechanized brigade named after Prince Volodymyr Monomakh 2 year !!!!!!ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!!! We can all make mistakes, it's a part of life. It is important to remember that one transgression does not define us completely. We support those who want to right the wrongs of the past. For every serviceman who previously voluntarily left the unit, the door is now open to return. We have one country, one goal, and we can win only together. It is important that everyone who is willing to protect our land can join the common cause, regardless of past decisions. If you want to return to the formation and join the fight for our common victory, contact us. Details can be found by phone: 0 (93) 47 separate mechanized brigade 3 year It is POSSIBLE to return from SZCH! Hello to everyone who has voluntarily left their military unit. 47. separate mechanized brigade understands that there are various reasons for such an act. Someone was tired and missed their relatives, others did not find a place in their brigade for the specialty that was provided. We are ready to offer you decent conditions with a modern approach. Our goal is to provide an opportunity for every fighter to return to the formation and realize himself. Recruiters of 47 separate mechanized brigades are already waiting for your call and will provide consultation and support at all stages of return. Call this number: and join the worthy, because the battle continues and we need your support. to everyone who C34

Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:24:27 No.62825522 ►>>62825533 >>62825545 >>62825639 >>62825665 >>62825959 >>62826220 >>62827886 >>62828374 >>62828694 >>62829921 >>62831880 File: e4xarmgnz4zd1.png (221 KB, 1068x445) Gideon Rachman @gideonrachman. 2h: A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on p----------. 413 172K 11.8K 1.4M >>62825340 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)11:08:52 No.62830351 ► >>62830194 They were not prepared for the infohazards of the outside world. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:27:00 No.62825533 >>62825522 >Gorging on p--- >Discover Ukrainian Women >The game was rigged from the start. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:28:52 No.62825545 ► >>62825522 kindred spirits, norks and I ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)23:14:37 No.62828694 ►>>62832904 File: 800px-Daddy,_what_did_You(...).jpg (396 KB, 800x1212) >>62825522 >Mfw I have to explain to young Hwan and Jae that I was engaged in intense hand-to-gland combat whilst my unsupported russian comrades blew their own brains out ☐ Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)02:14:49 No.62832904 ► File: sides.gif (1.96 MB, 615x413) >>62828694 >hand-to-gland combat ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)09:27:35 No.62825959 >>62825994 >>62825998 >>62827403 >>62831263 File: ee498dc77bc6597e5792c9731(...).png (374 KB, 1198x1300) >>62825522 North Korean yiff artist when? ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)11:33:54 No.62826220 ► >>62825522 through d---, unity. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:49:33 No.62825639 >>62825649 >>62825522 this is what happened when some south American Indian tribe got smartphones. i believe it 100%. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:54:00 No.62825649 ►>>62825658 >>62825685 >>62825639 Once they discover Kpop best korea is doomed ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)07:57:06 No.62825658 ► >>62825649 Nah. When they will discover vtubers, then the Best Korea will be truly doomed Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)08:05:36 No.62825685 ►>>62826543 File: 1000017655.png (18 KB, 688x562) >>62825649 dvds are popular smuggled imports in north korea. Kpop is known there, and I'm sure you can get p---. what you can't get is unlimited tailored content for every conceivable fetish in 1080p, for free. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)13:43:08 No.62826543 ►>>62826582 >>62829609 >>62825685 All forms of p--- are incredibly illegal in Norkistan. Punishment for possessing that stuff includes execution, and that special treatment where they send your entire extended family to a labor camp for a decade+. Even the elite party members Pyongyang who own basic push-button cellphones and trade DVDs and USB drives of smuggled south korean media don't really have access to p---. The Chinese smugglers that bribe the border guards to smuggle contraband into Norkland all know just how strictly p--- possession is punished, so they simply don't take the risk of smuggling it. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)13:51:57 No.62826582 ► >>62826543 >p--- are incredibly illegal in Norkistan gonna need a verification on that ☐ Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)04:36:38 No.62829609 >>62830683 >>62826543 >so they simply don't take the risk of smuggling it. >t. doesn't understand how black-market economies work Anonymous 11/07/24(Thu)14:28:15 No.62830683 >>62829609 >>62833391 There isn't a market for it. Risk vs reward equation doesn't produce a profitable result in this scenario. ☐ Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)04:16:37 No.62833391 ► >>62830683 How did Dear Leader build a perfect society that lacks any crime? ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)21:55:16 No.62828374 >>62828408 >>62831896 File: D1UpCL7X4AMSkay.jpg (57 KB, 600x382) >>62825522 Henry Crumpton's book "Art of Intelligence" has a section about all the different materials he used to bribe people in Africa. Most wanted cash, some like luxury gifts and false gestures of friendship, sketchy dudes wanted something easy to trade and untraceable, so bullion of some sort, and North Koreans wanted p---. A betrayal that would take one man a few thousand dollars to do for him, it took North Koreans only a few boxes of p--- on VHS. Just a national addiction to p----------. The Democratic People's Republic of Gooning. ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)22:03:45 No.62828408 ►>>62828423 >>62828374 If there were norks in Africa, why didn't they just take the money and buy ten times more p---? Dear Leader is half the planet away, and they obviously had enough freedom to barter favors for p---, so what would stop them from doing one extra step? ☐ Anonymous 11/06/24(Wed)22:08:58 No.62828423 ► >>62828408 I imagine they did. That's addiction. Access was an issue though because this was isolated, rural, Africa in the 90s. How much quality smut was floating around in the middle of nowhere Africa that worked on North Korean VHS players? It's not like they were allowed to go into town, either.

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