How to survive diving down a waterfall, supposedly. | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/ | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

HOW TO SURVIVE A PLUNGE FROM A WATERFALL 1: TAKE a deep breath right before you go over the edge GET ACTION AOM 2: POSITION yourself so you go down feet first. 0 5: TIGHTLY close your eyes and mouth. the surface. 3: WRAP your arms over your head and press your nose into your elbow to 4: TENSE your muscles and press your help seal it from water. legs/feet together. 6: SWIM away from the falls immediately, even before breaking ©Art of Manliness and Ted Slampyak. All Rights Reserved.

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STA MANGA AUTHORS HIDING THEIR FACES BECAUSE OF THE FEAR OF BACKLASH FROM FANS, DUE TO FAN FAVORITE CHARACTER DEATH OR BAD ENDING ARAKI DOESN'T HIDE, SHOWS HIS FACE SO EVERYONE KNOWS HIM -KILLS FAN FAVORITE CHARACTERS ALL THE TIME, HAS 8 ENDINGS FANS STILL LOVE HIM INSPITE OF EVERYTHING

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Technically 2nd Strongest tho | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

DIO's Children imgflip.com Also DIO's Children PRIVILEGE CARD ウンガロ SAND ウンガロは1988年生まれで父親はDIOとい「ジョジョの奇妙な部、スターダストクルセイダース｣。母親はDIOのだった女性。プッチ神父と一体化したDIOの生命力に引きつけられて、フロリダに来たようだが､ウンガロは自らの才能に気がつかなかったせいか···· もしくは希望のない人生を送っていたせいか、 ACCOR 麻薬中毒におちいっていた。スタンド名 HAUVE 自由人の狂想曲」

giorno.. stop it you bastard.. | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

Bucciarati after Giorno heals him at Colosseum: 900 Please Giorno.. I'm a f------ zombie at this point.. Just let me die in peace.. M Bro just walk it off

Wojaks and their word salads belong in the ninth circle of hell | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

YOU'VE NEVER 3CCN THERE FOR ME!!! YOU'RE THE WORST FATHER CVCA!! WHY ARC YOU EVEN HERE?! HATE YOU! Muda? Helo, Jonathan My lather ruined your life, yos? in whal way dic you koure him for revenge? Iraped my and nomasis in an int cieron el dest. Wat about au? Ddya, pirhim nadless i ulmaces? Waste you gave Im the al matheus Instmar croce his eyes open "crever? Ne, I'm sure you daxmarting fr more cinicler dan whacan magine. Please tell me, si ellu? Boss? I've been wondering... how do always know what number to call on rancom phones that just so happen to be imgflip.com THEAT TH JESUS CHRIST Dio, you murdered my dog, sexually assaulted the mother of my child, and murdered innocent ND, KLYNELI HAVE ALWAYS CAHED ABOUT YOU!! I'M HENE FOR YOU MIGHT NOW JOLYNE!!! Muda. What even? No. I embraced him. I forgave him. I gave him a hug. You did what exactly? You really are Dio's son JoJo, after being forced to live in this bocy of yours. I have finally come to realize just how amazing you truly are, my old friend. Hello. I am a pink-haired man with a feminre design who ergages in ominal activity such as murder usually try to murder the women ccseel to me. I am a very loved character. people in my body, including my father who adopted you. You ruined my life and litera y stole il. There ano coming back from that. I AM THE EXACT SAME AS YOU SO WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME?! XXX los: every last one of my homies... every single ore... gore. Ciarolo murcarec 3 cl them in old blood Iwan able even comfort them in their last memens. The only homie Thad ellabardoned us but maybe that was the smart thing to do M least he's alve may. 86. quaruý a Joa the esime age as me and the gang, out eventually make stull stretch! Salve padra, grazie a questa alterazione temocrale siamo riuscili ed incontrari per la prima volta. Anche se sono passati più di 100 anni dalla tua morte in conc nuscito nascere grazie al tuo Fratello adotta DID, est impossessato del tuo corpo, usandolo appunto per farmi BAADATA. TRAJTHIT SHUT THE F--- UP and Su Delligen COPPOLIT'S FFALIY % USTAN BANG and sakgused te STARTING TO HURT! WHY Iedustk Rod Sons of Al DO YOU KEEP TRYING TOeven at the old age of 60. Are I may bo busy for a few hours. I'll call you Want another blowjoo? DIO why the f--- your son is speaking some weird ass language NOI WHAT IF SHE DSCOVENS MY IDENTITY?!! WHAT IF SHE'S AN ENEMY STAND USER?!!! WHAT FSHF ATTACKS WITH

Koichi put Orientation off just to watch two people he didn’t even know meet each other | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

All while Koichi is literally bleeding out upstairs | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

># 10 $ COME BACK HERE, JOSUKEEE! WHAT'S GOING ON?!! WHY DID YOU HEAL ME?!!! WHAT IF I BEAT YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW?!!!! HUH?!!!!! I SAID COME BACK HERE AND ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW DAMNITTT!!!!!! ao Okuyasu I asked you to stfu dude omg. I'm clearly trying to be sneaky here and rescue my friend. Did you erase your brain with The Hand?

Thus spoke Kishibe Rohan TV drama if it was good | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

So what you gonna stick to my back and talk s--- until the end of time? What a Cheap Trick

I've seen this commented way more than it should be | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

If Only staND uSeRs CAN see StanDs, anD wE cAn sEe tHe stANds IN THe show do Es thAt MeAN WE aRe sTAnd uSErs?? DING DING BOTTOMLESS کرPIT

the Wonder Of U wiki page is fucking hilarious | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

$AVERAGE DAY . During a pursuit of the head doctor, Rai Mamezuku tripped over an umbrella stand hard enough to cause compound fractures in both legs. • A bus containing the head doctor kicked up a c-------- butt with enough force to penetrate Josuke's hand. • While slicing vegetables, a minor slip of the knife resulted in Mitsuba Higashikata cutting off two of her fingers and triggered a chain reaction of events that nearly led to her being lethally scalded by oil. • When Josuke and Rai were caught in a rain storm, the raindrops hit with the force of bullets - penetrating through limbs and doing enough damage to knock Josuke unconscious and require a trip to the hospital. • At the hospital, a police officer who Josuke knocked out fell on top of him, breaking two ribs and damaging his left lung in the process. • A leaf on the Higashikata estate fell with enough force to slice off Joshu's fingers. • The instant Yasuho continued to pursue Toru at the Higashikata estate, a piece of an airplane 10,000 meters above ground broke off and fell directly towards her. IN MORIOH$