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When my mom asks me why do I have no friends and I have to explain her what a Sigma Male is again: 10 ASTROS

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I never had a rebellious phase as a teenager so now I just reply with "literally me" whenever I see Ryan Gosling.

I tell people "T'm good" cuz w-- they gonna do if I'm not?

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Anonymous 10/12/22(Wed)12:26:17 No.68613736 1643691771162.jpg 82 KB JPG TAURIN m >>68613575 (OP) # third semester, still haven't spoken a word to a single person. Guess I'm just that much of a sigma male am I right guys haha.

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Chad Sigma Railfan Mindset

WESTERN Why yes I am a Sigma Ro Grande and LINE HAIN PACTFIC enthusiast, how.could you tell? HRU THE ROCK

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badass cringe

im a proud alpha male..no shame, will always walking tall. 10-1 Reply If you call yourself alpha, no you're not 2d Reply oh.wassup cuck-boy?? you look real but.never judge a book by its cover.. but anyway not gonna argue with you lil man on the internet.. 2d Reply If you still call people cucks, you're not an alpha a you probably have a nervous breakdown when you see someone wearing a mask 2d Reply ohh.. Brandon..so rude,lil man ,l dont give a s--- about your mask.. wear it or notI couldn't care less,try again.

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Stalin Sigma Male Fact #19391 Cut out the toxic people in your life. They don't deserve your pity. #sigmamindset #masculinity #dailygrind #sigmagrindset Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gulag

epilepticsaints Follow Sigma Male Fact #19391 Cutout the toxic people in your life. They don't deserve your pity #sigmamindset #masculinity #dailygrind #sigmagrindset Oh my god vanillanice Follow * Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gulag

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The Socio Sexual Hierarchy Alpha Sigma The Sigma and Alpha are not equal. The Sigma sits outside of the hierachy Beta because he's on a level all of his own. Delta Gamma Omega Inspired by: Vox Day / stevejabba.com

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>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife 50 KB JPG >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am

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OOMPA FUCKING LOOMPA BITCHES.

File: GigaPost_world.png (536 KB, 608x597) O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:39:02 No.859164675 >>859184745 >>859184889 >>859184884 >8591858373 Are you ALPHA, BETA, or SIGMA? Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:39:41 No.859164697 meta O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:40:13 No.859164721 »859184771 I am SMEGMA, bow to me. Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:40:40 No.859164745 >859164951 >>859164675 (OP) dunno why you would want to be sigma its like the 18th letter of the greek alphabet Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:41:27 No.859164771 >>859164721 1 over 39 big laughs Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:42:25 No.859164814 Iam gay. >> Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:43:35 No.859164869 >>859184913 >>859164675 (OP) I'm DELTA O Anonymous 07/17/21(Sat)15:43:46 No.859164877 File: il_570XN.1855039844_acn7.jpg (133 KB, 570x806) OOMPA F------ LOOMPA ВТCHES.

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Eating alone at lunch

When my mom finds out nobody sits with me at lunch and I have to explain to her what a sigma male is again

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Suffering from success

A Sigma male when hot girls and jocks desperately want to be his friend and sit with him but he has to be a lone wolf it's the rules

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