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21h (11/29 2:03) 4366971 18 Re. 4 Img JPG 129KB (2048 × 1620) · FB_IMG_1667289012028.jpg 6 Replies >DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the rainforest, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like I'm one of my favourite APEX PREDATORS. You should totally come on up my tree, it's got EXPOSED BEIGE WOOD bark and everything, we can catch a nice hoppy rodent or three and get crazy watching some songbirds on the trees! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the river- listen here, right, it's a RIVER where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also a SWIMMING POOL like when we were juveniles, so we can play awesome SWIMMING GAMES, without dumb offspring bothering us. Speaking of which Megan and I have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both performing a ritual mating dance tomorrow at the spawning site, that way we can save energy to spend more on ourselves and our SCALIEBABIES. I'm f----- JACKED man, I'm gonna GOBBLE this craft mouse and swallow whole another one!!! ●●●

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