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POLICE POLICE POLICE @thatdogdaniel OO Sir. The reason why I pull you over is you committed 15 counts of vehicle manslaughter inside a Walmart./ Is... that... so...sir? Sir, you could've get that same deal on Cyber Monday... I am so sorry officer, but I have priorities. Yes officer. I gotta get that Black Friday deal on the new Samsung Smart TV. You're right, officer. But I don't trust the FedEx driver to deliver my things.

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It was a rigged order, I tell you. The biggest McDonald's rig the Demma Rats ever pulled. That's why it's called a "Rigger". I think it rhymes with... M M 20 22 20 22 Just put the fries in-the-bag, man. #forRMHC

I sure love being a literal 4 year old in pre K. Surely nothing strange will happen. Huh? Are you dense, ya little s---? I'm you from the future. Now listen to me carefully. Who are you?! YOU NEED TO INVEST IN NVIDIA STOCK!!! ALSO INVEST IN SEP 500 STOCK!!! IT MIGHT CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! (Guy who just learned about the Stock Market yesterday) WAAAHHHH!!! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!!?!?!

Man this is gonna be great, im gonna wake up in an isekai with my waifu harem! Huh weres my generic isekai waifu harem? Dude, we are generic skeletons guarding low level loot. Get back to work

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