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A Fork in the Road Going forward, to build a breakthrough Pequod 2.0 and succeed on an increasingly competitive ocean, we will need to be extremely hardcore. This will mean working long hours at high intensity. Only exceptional performance will constitute a passing grade. The devil fetch ye, ye ragamuffin rapscallions. The Pequod will also be much more harpooneer-driven. Design and product management will still be very important and report to me, but those darting good iron will constitute the majority of our team and have the greatest sway. At its heart, the Pequod is a killing whales company, so I think this makes sense. If you are sure that you want to be part of the new Pequod, please click yes on the link below and drink from yon pewter mug. 'tis hot as Satan's hoof. Drink, ye harpooneers, drink and swear, Death to Moby D---. forms.gle Anyone who has not done so by 5pm ET tomorrow (Thursday) will receive a 275th lay of severance. Whatever decision you make, thank you for your efforts to help me kill this fish I hate. Ahab

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Elon Musk >> @elonmusk For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally 4:38 PM - 4/27/22 Twitter for iPhone

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