Completely unhinged nanny requirements | /r/FuckYouKaren | Karen | Know Your Meme

22h School is starting again, and that means we once again need a nanny! Please read ALL of these requirements. You need to have a master's degree or higher so that our 5-yo and 7-yo will be intellectually challenged. (No, your "bachelor of english" doesn't mean you're smart! Sorry!) You must be between 24-28 years of age to keep up with the activity level of our kiddos. And please plan to have your own housing, don't assume you will be staying with us. Yes, we have extra room, but the privilege is earned, not assumed. We need you from 7am- 8:30am and 3:00pm-6:00pm every weekday, and the pay will be $18 daily. Plan to bring "snacks" or other food for the kiddos as our cabinets will be locked during the day while we work. You will also need to bring educational materials such as workbooks as we do not keep anything like this at home. Thanks! 4 Like Comment ... 5 Comments Send Ton comments

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Dear Anonymous Passerby, Don't worry, you're safe now! Your act of casual cruelty was successful. The complaint you lodged with the HOA was heard. They had me take down the small treefort that I built on this location with my sons during the pandemic. No longer will its presence offend your walk) past my house. Please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. They are safely back inside now, watching television I'm sure. Enjoy the unobstructed view of my backyard. I will try to keep it up to code. Best, -Dave

Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound p------------ devil worshipping chihuahua

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22h School is starting again, and that means we once again need a nanny! Please read ALL of these requirements. You need to have a master's degree or higher so that our 5-yo and 7-yo will be intellectually challenged. (No, your "bachelor of english" doesn't mean you're smart! Sorry!) You must be between 24-28 years of age to keep up with the activity level of our kiddos. And please plan to have your own housing, don't assume you will be staying with us. Yes, we have extra room, but the privilege is earned, not assumed. We need you from 7am- 8:30am and 3:00pm-6:00pm every weekday, and the pay will be $18 daily. Plan to bring "snacks" or other food for the kiddos as our cabinets will be locked during the day while we work. You will also need to bring educational materials such as workbooks as we do not keep anything like this at home. Thanks! 4 Like Comment ... 5 Comments Send

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