Elden Ring
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![Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum [Crazy action, freeze-frame with record screech, start zooming in.] "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this crazy situation. Well, it all started when this company of bad guys called the UAC got this not-so-bright idea to open a freakin' portal to Hell..." Forspoken ✔ @Forspoken Aug 8 A beautiful and cruel new land? Twisted monsters? An array of magical abilities? Sentient jewellery!? Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum "You need to remove each lens individu-- what's that sound?" "Uh, what sound?" 130 55702 "It sounded like someone stomping on an expensive piece of equipment." "Uh, the only thing I hear is the sound of me carefully removing the lenses like you said." "Woah, this is live?" Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum Aug 9 "In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul--" 2 29 55 ♥ 576 "Oh, Armageddon! I love that movie! I don't wanna cloooose my eeeeyes! I don't wanna faaaall asleeeep!" "Pay attention!" "What kind of situation?" Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum "Did you find the Argent accumulator?" "Uh, yeah, I think I did." "Well, grab it and let's go." "I think we might have a situation here." 428 55592 "What?" Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum "I'm not the villain in this story." "Uh, well..." "I mean, you kinda are." "No, I'm not." "The 'oh my God, I'm about to get squished like a bug by a big honkin' demon' kind." "No." [Tilts head and squints.] "Hmm, yeeeah, you are." "You're the villain." "Stop!" 50 "Like, textbook evil." "I'm trying to help--" "Classic video game ev--" "Shut up!" 13 29 551 584 5 26 55 523 "What?" "What?" 3 21 552 490 Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum Aug 10 "You were nothing but a usurper- a false idol. My eyes have been opened. Let me help you to see, Slayer." do I know you?" "I'm sorry, Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum "Well, it can't get any worse." [Distant rumbling, turn around slowly.] "You just had to open big mouth." your 3 21 55 ♥ 503 Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum Aug 10 "If you let the Priest live, then I will return to you what the demons took from you so long ago." "My virginity?" Possum "So what's that [Snorts "We call that "I'm sorry, "Yeah, why?" "That's really "What's wrong "Nothing. It's descriptive. I get it." what with pinky?" Reviews @ReviewsPossum thing called?" 5 15 55 446 pinky." while almost spitting out drink.] did you say 'pinky"?" [Doom Slayer dabs.] "What?" "What? What was that?" "What? This?" [Doom Slayer "Yes, that. What's "Oh, I'm Possum "What was Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum "If Sentinel holy blood is spilled on these grounds... you will lose all sovereignty here!" just uh... "Something a 5 15 55 403 Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum "I betrayed my people because But they deceived me, my people suffer because of "That's whoo, that's pretty "How bad?" "Well, 7 1 314 551 359 "That's bad." "Really bad." 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Uploaded by Adam Aug 10, 2022 at 03:57PM EDT
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