Notes:

This was on the very first page of the chapter and is a total non sequitur that doesn't relate to the rest of the story at all. While I am aware that this can be seen as possibly racist, I cannot help but find it funny more than anything else despite being a pasty Yank myself. The sheer swagger of this Chad makes it impossible to feel offended. On another note, the source series is pretty amusing and off-color.

As a note: ekiben is a train station lunch box. I think the ekiben position involves the woman hugging the man while on his lap as he is sitting, but I could be wrong.