Floating President Chasing Running Senator

Notes:

I wonder how many salty bitches get their jimmies rustled over this one thereby further proving that the game's message about being overtly obsessive with "memes" has clearly fallen on deaf ears due to the unironic popularity of Armstrong?

Oh c'mon a------ are you really implying that the fans of this character are in fact the very people that the game's message about memes was meant to criticize?

Bitch I might be >:3

Though isn't it then ironic how you're kind of doing the same thing with Valentine here just because he's a Jojo character?

Hell no that goldielocks looking a------ is a xenophobe! AND he forced himself onto a teenager! F--- that guy!

Oh s---, really?

And somehow he's still not as bad as the sick f--- who carries around the severed hands of women he's killed.

WAIT WHAT?!