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When I started out, and well, up until I got bitten, the jokes were a way to hide my insecurities. If Doctor Octopus or the Green Goblin ever knew how worried I was while fighting them I would never have beaten them. It was a useful tool, y'know... kind of a way of saying, "I'm so good at this I can crack jokes while you have to concentrate on fighting me." Make sense?

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