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FOU Zachariot88 21 hr. ago 2 343 I am not crazy! I know he swapped those cans. I knew it was 12/16 best by date. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the soda shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That comment! Are you telling me that a poster just happens to think Rey is Cliff Main's son like that? No! He orchestrated it! u/Livingoof! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own subreddit! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since his cake day, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the vending machine! But not our Oof! Couldn't be precious Oof! Shaking them fizzy! And HE gets to drink a Dr. Pepper? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

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Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)13:16:30 No.188010061 intro-1683559858.jpg 44 KB JPG >I am not crazy! I know he s--- talked me to Einstein. I knew it was why Einstein refused to look at me. As if anything else could make him ignore me. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot David Hill to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That hearing about the isotope export! Are you telling me that the man just happens to be there and make a fool out of me in front of all those people? No! He orchestrated it! Oppenheimer! He shat on my career! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own research institute! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in Cambridge, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands away from the commie women! "But not our Oppenheimer! Couldn't be precious Oppemheimer!" He was giving up state secrets to the commies! And HE gets to be famous? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)16:32:16 No.192345938 ▶ >>192346044 >>192346746 >>192346952 >>192349337 >>192349597 >>192350680 >>192350893 >>192351338 >>192352563 File: pharisees.jpg (415 KB, 1049x720) I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you - you have to crucify him! You-

Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)01:36:22 No.632056098 ▶ >>632056290 >>632056715 File: Chuck McGill Chicanery Be(...).jpg (82 KB, 1280x720) >>632053510 (You) >>632048928 >>632049707 >I AM NOT AUTISTIC! >I AM NOT SCHIZO! >I AM NOT BLIND! >I KNOW THE ORIGINAL ASHLEY WAS CUTER AND THE NU ONE IS UGLY! >I knew she was cute back in 2005. One after Half-Life 2. As if I could ever make such a mistake. >NEVER! NEVER! I just - I just couldn't prove it. They-they-COVERED THEIR TRACKS, they got that rice cooking race traitor impossibly pretty instathot model with a simp army to model for them. And paid shills to say the original's ears are like Dumbo's or a monkey's. >You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This faggotry? They've done worse. >That leather jacket and trenchcoat that Claire and Ada wore in the RE2 Remake! Are you telling me that was put in to feel more realistic and it was always intended for them to take it off? NO! She ORCHESTRATED it! ANITA! >They did it to appease feminists who hate sexy attractive females. >THEY WERE ORDERED TO MAKE CHARACTERS INTENTIONALLY UGLY AND HAVE SMALLER BALLISTICS TO NOT OFFEND SJWS AND TRANNIES. AND ALSO SCORE BLACKROCK AND VANGUARD ESG CREDIT! >And I played them! And I shouldn't have. I torrented them onto my own SSD! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since 1999, always the same! Couldn't keep retconning established scenery like the RPD entrance and cutting features like a firehose! BUT NOT OUR CAPCOM! COULDN'T BE OUR PRECIOUS CAPCOM! CAPCOM WHO HAS HALF THE DISC CONTENT AS OVERPRICED DLC YOU HAVE TO PAY TO UNLOCK! Stealing them blind! And THIS gets to be GOTY? What a sick joke! I should've stopped boosting their online engagement when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop them! You-

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He Orchestrated It! Harry!

: Anonymous 63 KB JPG 09/08/21 (Wed) 21:13:44 No.156034838 I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy...I know he put his name in the Goblet of Fire! I know he bypassed the aging spell I cast on it. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never! NEVER! I just couldn't prove it! And he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Ronald Weasley to lie for him! You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This pottery? He's done worse! That Quidditch match! Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harry! HE CRASHED A CAR INTO THE WHOMPING WILLOW! A GOBLET CREDIT CARD?! And I saved him! I shouldn't have...took him into my own school! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll NEVER change! Ever since he was 11. Always the same! COULDN'T KEEP HIMSELF OUT OF THE THIRD FLOOR CORRIDOR! >"But not our Harry! Couldn't be precious Harry!" Ruining his aunt and uncles' lives... AND HE GETS TO BE A TRI-WIZARD CHAMPION?! WHAT A SICK JOKE! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop him... 14 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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No! SHE orchestrated it! Kimmy!

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 10:32:11 No.168497098 Report Quoted By: >>168498354 I am not crazy! I know she swapped those photos! I knew they were photos of Casimiro being paid off! A man playing frisbee? As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, he got that idiot Pl to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That prostitute! Are you telling me I'd just HAPPEN to kick a h----- out of my car like that just when Cliff happens to be watching? No! *SHE* orchestrated it! Kimmy!

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Why are we still here? I am not crazy! Every night, I know he swapped those numbers… I knew it was 1216…

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2022 15:17:13 No.168509327 Report Quoted By: >>168509686 >>168511961 >>168512506 >>168508485 https://vocaroo.com/16akacx9gkqu https://vocaroo.com/16akacx9gkqu https://vocaroo.com/16akacx9gkqu "Why are we still here? I am not crazy! Every night, I know he swapped those numbers... I knew it was 1216... As if I could ever make such a mistake This chicanery I've lost... the firm I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like what was I *thinking*?. You feel it, too, don't you? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!"

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I AM NOT CRAZY. I am not crazy! I know he swapped those parking spaces.

Anonymous Sun 22 May 2022 21:12:56 No.168415126 Report >>168414862 - I AM NOT CRAZY. I am not crazy! I know he swapped those parking spaces. I knew it was the last spot on the right. One before the handicap zone. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he ripped up the parking sign to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those bowling balls! Are you telling me that they just happen to fall on my car like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He used Hamlindigo Blue! And I forgave him! And I shouldn't have. I offered him a position in my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in the mailroom, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the Oscar pool! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be Charlie Hustle! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to cash out the Sandpiper settlement? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! ...And you, you have to stop him! You

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This? This chucksneedery?

chicanery Anonymous Fri 20 May 2022 [10/3/7] 20:40:26 No.168316802 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>168317462 >>168321294 >>168321402 >>168321458 >I am not crazy! >I know he swapped those numbers. >I knew it was 13/50. >One after my bull's birthday. >As if I could ever make such a mistake. >Never. Never! 517KiB, 1530x1003, Chuckold Mcsoy.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ↓ >I just - I just couldn't prove it. >He covered his tracks, >He got that incel at the coping shop to lie for him. >You think this is something? >You think this is based? >This? This chucksneedery? >He's done worse. >That imageboard! >Are you telling me that a man just happens to mald like that? >No! >He orchestrated it! >Jimmy! >He shitposted on my subreddit! >And I didn't ban him! >And I should have. >I took him into my own moderation team! >What was I thinking? >He'll never change. >He'll never change! >Ever since he was 9, always the same! >Couldn't keep racial slurs out of his mouth! >But not our Jimmy! >Couldn't be precious Jimmy! >Trolling them blind! >And HE gets to be the Chad wojak? >What a sick joke! >I should've stopped him when I had the chance! ...And you, you have to stop him! >You...

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No! SHE orchestrated it! Yamato!

Anonymous Mon 09 May 2022 07:54:46 No.237556575 Report Quoted By: >>237556627 I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know she swapped those genders. I knew she was a girl. One after Black Maria. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks, she got those idiot Daimyo to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That devil fruit! Are you telling me that she ate such a rare fruit by mistake? No! SHE orchestrated it! Yamato! She INSISTED she was ODEN. And I humored her! And I shouldn't have. I locked her into her own cave! What was I THINKING? She'll never change. She'll NEVER change! Ever since she was 9, ALWAYS the same! Couldn't keep from calling herself Oden! But not our Yamato! Couldn't be precious Yamato! Stealing them blind! And SHE gets to be a Straw Hat? What a sick joke! I should've killed her when I had the chance! And you, you HAVE to stop her! You-

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No! He orchestrated it! Nacho!

Anonymous Wed 04 May 2022 16:29:57 No.167542918 Report Quoted By: >>167543391 >>167545744 >>167542424 >I AM NOT CRAZY. I'm not crazy! I know he swapped those pills. I knew it was Ibuprofen. 200 Megapack easy to swallow 25mg capsules. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He threw the pills away, he got that idiot Pryce to get him the shells. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This swappery? He's done worse. That Tuco thing! Are you telling me that a Cartel boss just happens to get arrested like that? No! He orchestrated it! Nacho! He took six keys! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own crew! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he worked with his dad, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of side businesses! But not our Nacho! Couldn't be precious Nacho! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to meet Eladio? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! ...And you, you have to stop him! Yo-

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No, he orchestrated it! Mr. White!

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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those timelines.

Anonymous Fri 22 Apr 2022 13:42:40 No.166934731 Report Quoted By: >>166934787 >>166934970 >>166935423 >>166937046 >>166938050 >>166938185 I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those timelines. I knew he got his law degree under the Saul Goodman alias in 1984. Years before 2001. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he killed Lalo in the zeta timeline. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That bottle cap! Are you telling me that Don Eladio just happend to have it? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a time machine! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I showed him my notebook! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since the alpha timeline, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of fate! But not our Saul! Couldn't be precious Gene! Stealing from aeons blind! And HE gets to be a time agent? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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No! He orchestrated it! Malfoy!

Anonymous Mon 22 Nov [3/ 2 / 3] 2021 01:04:15 No.159529979 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>159530100 597KiB, 1523x717, 22CD0B5F-D118-493E-BD8E- 34CA5E2C6352.jpg I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Malfoy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own wizrd schook! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Malfoy! Couldn't be precious *Malfoy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a wizard? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

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No, he orchestrated it! That city slicker!

Report Anonymous Wed 20 Apr 2022 00:22:20 No.166805146 Quoted By: >>166805164 I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I know he swapped those signs, I knew it was Chuck's - one before Sneed, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never, never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! H-H-He covered his tracks, he got that city slicker at the Simpson farm to lie for him! You think this is something, you think this is bad, this, this chicanery? He's done worse. That sign! Are you telling me that's a subtle joke? No, he orchestrated it! That city slicker! He pulled up in with his fancy German car and his Gucci loafers! And I f--- and sucked him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own f--- and suck! What was I thinking?! Sneed never changes. He'll never change, ever since he was 9, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the feed and seed! "But not our Sneed, couldn't be precious Sneed!" Subsequently feeding and seeding them blind! And he gets to be the owner?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him, you-I apologize. I lost my train of thought... got carried away.

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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those medallions.

[18/3/11] I AM NOT CRAZY Anonymous Sat 07 Aug 2021 01:31:01 No.154616949 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>154617039 >>154617092 >>154617112 >>154617443 45KiB, 810x569, 1628298610697.jpg >I am not crazy! I know he swapped those medallions. I knew it was the crayola model magic, made just after sonichu issue #5. As if I would ever make such a mistake, never, never! I View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ↓ just- I just couldn't merge the dimensions! I was working on it, and they got Mr C to cut down the internet for them. You think this is something? Getting me to f--- my mom? They've done worse. My love quest! Are you telling me that a man just happens to be wearing a pickle suit in the mall? No! He orchestrated it! Clyde Cash! They hired hookers to come to my house! And they saved me! But they shouldn't have. They gave me a place to live after the fire, what were they thinking!? I'll never change, I'll never change. Ever since I won that contest, always the same! Couldn't keep my hands off my mom! But not Chris! Couldn't be Chris! Robbing her blind! And I get the happy ending? What a sick joke! They should have stopped me when they had the chance! And you-- You have to stop me! You..

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