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[1/1/1] Anonymous Mon 20 Apr 2020 15:14:43 No.132525597 View Reply Original Report >I AM NOT CRAZY! I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS! I KNEW IT WAS 1216 ONE AFTER THE DEMISE OF THE GHURID DINASTY. AS IF I COULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE. NEVER. NEVER! 1MiB, 1920x1200, Chuckjiv.png View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ↓ >HE DEFECATED IN A TOILET! AND *HE* GETRS TO BE A CALL CENTER AGENT? WHAT A SICK JOKE! What foreign adaptations of tv shows would you watch, /tv/? Pic related I think Better Call Mahinder would be even better than Metástasis

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Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue)13:16:30 No.188010061 intro-1683559858.jpg 44 KB JPG >I am not crazy! I know he s--- talked me to Einstein. I knew it was why Einstein refused to look at me. As if anything else could make him ignore me. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot David Hill to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That hearing about the isotope export! Are you telling me that the man just happens to be there and make a fool out of me in front of all those people? No! He orchestrated it! Oppenheimer! He shat on my career! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own research institute! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was in Cambridge, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands away from the commie women! "But not our Oppenheimer! Couldn't be precious Oppemheimer!" He was giving up state secrets to the commies! And HE gets to be famous? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)16:32:16 No.192345938 ▶ >>192346044 >>192346746 >>192346952 >>192349337 >>192349597 >>192350680 >>192350893 >>192351338 >>192352563 File: pharisees.jpg (415 KB, 1049x720) I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse. That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you - you have to crucify him! You-

Anonymous 03/26/23(Sun)01:36:22 No.632056098 ▶ >>632056290 >>632056715 File: Chuck McGill Chicanery Be(...).jpg (82 KB, 1280x720) >>632053510 (You) >>632048928 >>632049707 >I AM NOT AUTISTIC! >I AM NOT SCHIZO! >I AM NOT BLIND! >I KNOW THE ORIGINAL ASHLEY WAS CUTER AND THE NU ONE IS UGLY! >I knew she was cute back in 2005. One after Half-Life 2. As if I could ever make such a mistake. >NEVER! NEVER! I just - I just couldn't prove it. They-they-COVERED THEIR TRACKS, they got that rice cooking race traitor impossibly pretty instathot model with a simp army to model for them. And paid shills to say the original's ears are like Dumbo's or a monkey's. >You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This faggotry? They've done worse. >That leather jacket and trenchcoat that Claire and Ada wore in the RE2 Remake! Are you telling me that was put in to feel more realistic and it was always intended for them to take it off? NO! She ORCHESTRATED it! ANITA! >They did it to appease feminists who hate sexy attractive females. >THEY WERE ORDERED TO MAKE CHARACTERS INTENTIONALLY UGLY AND HAVE SMALLER BALLISTICS TO NOT OFFEND SJWS AND TRANNIES. AND ALSO SCORE BLACKROCK AND VANGUARD ESG CREDIT! >And I played them! And I shouldn't have. I torrented them onto my own SSD! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since 1999, always the same! Couldn't keep retconning established scenery like the RPD entrance and cutting features like a firehose! BUT NOT OUR CAPCOM! COULDN'T BE OUR PRECIOUS CAPCOM! CAPCOM WHO HAS HALF THE DISC CONTENT AS OVERPRICED DLC YOU HAVE TO PAY TO UNLOCK! Stealing them blind! And THIS gets to be GOTY? What a sick joke! I should've stopped boosting their online engagement when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop them! You-

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No! He orchestrated it! Acker!

Anonymous Wed 18 Mar 2020 10:08:22 No.130909248 Report Quoted By: >>130909300 >>130916966 >>130928342 >>130906932 >I am not crazy! I'm not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. >He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to make fake letters for him. >You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Jesus picture! Are you telling me that a wall just happens to look like that? No! He orchestrated it! Acker! >He irradiated through our building site! And I waited for him! And I shouldn't have. I took five with my own men! What was I thinking? >He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since day one, always the same! Couldn't keep from commenting on our fancy German cars! But not old Acker! Couldn't be precious Acker! Asking for a kick in the balls! >And HE gets to keep his house? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! >And you, you have to stop him, you--...

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Schizo? I am not crazy

Anonymous Sat 24 Jun 2017 07:14:34 No.84240717 Report >Schizo- ?! >I am not crazy! >I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! He-he-he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him... >You think this is something? You think this is bad, this-this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have! I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You-

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I AM NOT CRAZY! ONE AFTER MAGNA CARTA

IM 119KiB, 1200x800, bettercs.jpg Sat 24 Jun 2017 06:41:50 No.84240232 View Anonymous Quoted By: >>84240803 I AM NOT CRAZY! ONE AFTER MAGNA CARTA

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What, exactly, did Charles "Chuckold" McGill mean by this?

Anonymous Thu 11 May 2017 23:09:01 No.82657712 Report >I am not crazy! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216! One after Magna Carta, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never! Never! I just-I just couldn't prove it! He-he-he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him... You think this is something? You think this is bad, this- this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have! I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be lawyer?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You- What, exactly, did Charles "Chuckold" McGill mean by this?

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