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beachfox: drackir: crazy-pages: purewriting: digitaldiscipline: anthraxlobster: Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you f------ kidding me l worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." "Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call b------- on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and l'm 90% sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you f--- up this time?" *indistinct vocals* "Dave, I've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." "I can't get this f------ spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence* "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS S--- LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" *angrily scribbles on parchment* (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works) I don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job. Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a F------ IDIOT! "What the hell did you do to that rubber duck?"

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

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Random @PatStaresAt in the wild, not sure what the fuck the context or backstory here is though lol.

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Do no harm but take no shit

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Ape shot light mode

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Grass goes in, fast comes out

transhumanisticpanspermia the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass pairinstability Are you ok

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Daydreaming About Terraforming / Actually Terraforming

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Beetlejuice vs Candyman

transwarlock Follow Tawanda @TawandaGona Ima say Candyman 5 times while my homie says Beetlejuice 3 times and we gon make em fight 8:56 PM · Sep 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 29.7K Retweets 1,705 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes ok maybe there are still some funny people on twitter thestarvedghost Follow *WWE Announcer voice*: AND HERE COMES BLOODY MARY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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our government are lazy asf to create prototype? also dont touch natural being...

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Creative use of the Pepsi font

coolxatu FOUND CHEPEPSIO OFONT BU tonLY COMES IN GOLDE OFORSOME REASON coolxatu OPISSO

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Monopolygamy

sourcefieldmix sourcefieldmix good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever omgweatherunderground Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. ranma-official Make a harem and marry a full production chain sunspotpony Monopolygamy.

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Modern Dragons

midnight-scrivener what if people we consider collectors today were actually just dragons in disguise, building their hoards? "I am a dragon. And this is my hoard." "You... don't look like a dragon." "Well, hardly anyone does, these days. Times have changed, we have too. The scales and tails thing worked with the dinosaurs, but we learned quite quickly that... that wasn't going to fly with you people." "You were around all the way back to the dinosaurs?" "Well, not like.. me personally. How old do you think I am?" ".. There's no safe answer to that." "No." "So... when you say this is your hoard...?" "All dragons have them. Some stick to the old gold and jewels thing, but that's so cliche these days. Most of us like our hoards to be a little bit more sophisticated than 'shiny!" "Like what?" "I have known dragons to collect snowflakes from the first fall of the year over dozens of centuries. I know dragons that collect petals of flowers left on the graves of loved ones. Dragons that keep and care for soft toys and comfort items, left behind as children grow up. Dragons that guard happy memories and shards of sunlight, kept safe for rainy days. And me, I keep a sanctuary of words. A bastion of language, of poetry. Of written music and achingly beautiful prose. I am the Guardian of this monument to linguistic majesty. I collect stories of love and life and death and mourning and joy. There is nothing more beautiful in all the world, no coin or gem or sliver of starlight more fantastic than a well-told tale. A story is this world's truest treasure, and what better chest for it than a book?" "Wow. So these things... really mean a lot to you, huh?" "More than anything in this world." "So... I probably can't borrow your copies of Discworld, can 1?" "You absolutely f------ cannot."

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Night Bus by Suffer Rosa

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Between this and the story of Sleipnir, Norse Mythology is wild

mishaesque: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do you think they'll notice ? Nah. REJA 44

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