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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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Madlad puff puff passes to the police | /r/madlads

Because the restaurant lobby was closed, one investigator walked up to the drive-thru menu to check the calorie count of a "Honey Butter Biscuit," the affidavit stated. While counting calories, the investigator said he smelled a “strong odor" of marijuana coming from a car in the drive-thru, according to KFDX. Meadows was pulled over after he exited the drive-thru and handed one of the investigators a marijuana joint when he was asked how much marijuana was in the car, according to the affidavit. "This much," Meadows reportedly told the investigators.

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He Was DeEd Sheerin’ The Good Times | /r/madlads

City of Cincinnati Government · Follow Feb 26, 2020· O The fugitive task force is looking for Ronnie Williams Jr. of Cincinnati for fraud. He has convinced 3 local churches that he is Ed Sheeran and even went as far as performing The Shape Of You in front of Christ Community Church last Sunday. When the pastor was asked why he believed the real Ed Sheeran would perform for 35 dollars and a sandwich, he said he just assumed he had fell on tough times. If you have any information as to Ronnie's whereabouts, message us immediately.

300 drones formed a giant QR code in the sky only to April fool an entire city | /r/madlads

Bro found the opportunity and took it | /r/madlads

Ben Shapiro is a 5'4 T--- @harrymwood ... When your tweet gets too big and Ben Shapiro finds it, the only recourse you have is to change your Twitter name 10:21 1 Ben Shapiro ... 176.7K Tweets Tweets Tweets & replies Media Likes t7 Ben Shapiro Retweeted Ben Shapiro is a 5'4 T--- @har. 20h *. Imagine writing a joke this horrible, getting saved by everyone saying "we will not let you tell this awful awful joke," then being like "fine! l'll leak it myself!" Just God-level self sabotage + DiscussingFilm @DiscussingF. 1d Amy Schumer reveals one Oscars joke she wasn't allowed to say - “Don't Look Up is the name of a movie? More like don't look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin's shotgun" “I wasn't allowed to say any of that, but you can just come up & [slap] someone" (via: variety.com/2022/film/news.)

Mark Hamill has gone rouge | /r/madlads

$markhamill O fool noun O Save Word \ fül Definition of fool (Entry 1 of 3) :a person lacking in judgment or prudence // Only a fool would ride a motorcycle without wearing a helmet. 1 a :a retainer (see RETAINER entry 1 sense 1) formerly kept in great households to provide casual entertainment and commonly dressed in motley with cap, bells, and bauble 2 : one who is victimized or made to appear foolish : DUPE // History has made fools of many rash prophets. b a :a harmlessly deranged person or one lacking in common powers of understanding b : one with a marked propensity or fondness for something /l a dancing fool Il a fool for candy :a cold dessert of pureed fruit mixed with whipped cream or custard 37,850 likes markhamill By any definition, it doesn't deserve its own day.$