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r/RoastMe Posted by u/SnooOnions4700 http://redd.it/tnnnac 04 hours ago 598 Listening to air raid alert sound, half ukr, half russian, unemployed 28 yrs old. Go ahead 213 Comments Award 2 Share Save 59 people here

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

I carry this picture with me on every job interview so when they ask where do I see myself in 5 years I can show them

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Lithuanian shirt company sends customer a message | /r/madlads

withukraine 6h MES PALAIKOME UKRAINĄ Russkij wajiennyj korab idi nax i! nuo kiekvieny parduoty Ukrainos palaikymui skirty marškinėlių skirsime po 5€ paramos grupei Blue / Yellouw. PRISIJUNK IR TU 2 SOURCE The Lithuanian clothing printshop Marskineliai refused to print a T-shirt with the letter Z for the customer and sent him another one - with a message for a Russian war ship. "Marskineliai received an order for a T-shirt with the Nazi symbol Z. This is contrary to our values - we support Ukraine and will not make such T-shirts. So the client will receive a completely different T-shirt - with the wish of a happy voyage... The client's name and surname were reported to the authorities of the Republic of Lithuania". Bloody brilliant Send message

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The nerve of some people | /r/madlads

11 DeadForDecember in u_DeadForDecember I have RedditCareResources blocked, so don't bother sending it 1 Comments · self.DeadForDecember • 1 month Reports: 1 User: Someone is considering suicide or serious self-harm

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He also asked for a massage and some curry. | /r/madlads

I want a beer': Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant Anthony Cuthbertson Thu, March 24, 2022, 11:44 AM 3 min read A 34-year-old man suffering from ALS uses a brain implant as his only means of communication (Wyss Center)

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legend played rush e on wii music. | /r/madlads

Rush E in Wii Music! (Custom Song) 1.2K views · 7mo ago LE 37 Dislike Share Create Download So Benjamin Halko SUBSCRIBE 157 subscribers

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The dude actually did it | /r/madlads

r/teenagers u/[deleted] • 15h • i.redd.it a S 8 Awards It's between 1-1000 GUESS THE NUMBER I'M THINKING OF AND AND I'LL DÉLETE MY ACCOUNT 7309 Q 807 S Share

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Madlad brought Elden Ring to the delivery room | /r/madlads

ELDEN RING he literally brought Elden ring to the delivery room...

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Mind-reading brain implant allows paralysed man, 34, who can't speak or move to communicate with family for the first time in years - and one of his first requests is for a BEER By John Ely Senior Health Reporter For Mailonline Updated at 7:13 pm on 22 March 2022 Percutaneous Connector and Amplifier Decodor and Speller Application Parameter Seed Neurofeedback Parameter Fit Training

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This guy deleted his account. | /r/madlads

[deleted] • 3h Girlfriend may be temporary, but so am I. G Reply 合4 Retarded_chimps · 38m Delete your account to prove it. 會24 [deleted] • • 36m Ok [deleted] • 27m How do I delete account? Retarded_chimps · 20m https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/ 204579509-How-do-l-deactivate-my-account- 會19 [deleted] · 17m Thanks Retarded_chimps · 5m He... He actually did it.. 會1V

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from a post i recently saw that was from a year ago, this guy is now on 1,129 days | /r/madlads

JustJeff 20 hours ago Day 1129: So today I officially decided not to leave my current work place. It took me a while to figure out what I really wanted, but in the end I decided that I'm more then happy where I'm currently working 凸4 REPLY View 2 replies

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Looks like Poland is not that scared... | /r/madlads

O 2 hours ago Z Source Russia will respond if Poland expels Russian diplomats: Russian Foreign Ministry O Comments Tell friends A 10 minutes ago Z Source Poland expels 45 Russian diplomats for espionage: official Comments Tell friends

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Madlad streamer picks up a fan’s sister | /r/madlads

@EEvisu · 18m Looks like the Sub button isn't the only thing getting smashed in that house now. EE »*« · 12h My sister said she met someone cute at the market and freaking @EEvisu shows up to pick her up... IM SUBBED TO HIM ON TWITCH ..... W--!!!!!!

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Mortician Madlad ties shoelaces together to stop zombie apocalypse | /r/madlads

r/AskReddit u/navroopbrar1· 4h 1 4 NSFW Time freezes for 48 hours and you're the only thing not affected. what do you choose to do? 8007 4660 1, Share Award BEST COMMENTS V Lostarchitorture · 4h theshitonthefan · 2h ParadoxPope · 3h Dodo-Jesus · 4h K EVERYT laundryday_ · 4h Kobart83 · 2h Tie everyone I see shoelaces together and when time unfreezes watch them fall like dominoes É 6 Reply 2k 3 dirtierthanshelooks · 1h 3 Awards My cousin was married to a mortician/funeral home owner. He once told us, he made a habit of tying the deceased shoelaces together after placing them in the casket. That way when the zombie apocalypse occurred, the ones he attended to would be tripping all over the place. His wife tied his when he died. Sure do miss you Todd. + 2.4k YiXiaoGui • 1h f------ legend 542

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