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Just realized that King Kong was a legendary simp for sacrificing himself to a woman he can't even have sex with dessondanks 5h He could have sex with her, But she just would not be alive Reply 755 Thursdays Child77 • 1h 2 Awards Not really. Apes have much smaller penises proportionally than humans. The average ape's peen is about 11/2 inches. King Kong (in the original version at least) is 25 feet tall. Since the average ape is 5 1/2 feet tall, that would make King Kong have a penis size of just under 7 inches, which is completely survivable. I did the math so y'all don't have to.

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