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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

I carry this picture with me on every job interview so when they ask where do I see myself in 5 years I can show them

Hey Guess What? F--- U @bluntlu... 10h: Let 1 of those "your body my choice" mfs say dat r---- b------- around me. 包 MPA FX4BORD COMER GA 61 176.6K 73.2K 1.5M N8 @Naattee_ • 8h Replying to @bluntlungz calm down big guy mcdonalds still carries the chicken big mac 2 720 ill 66K Hey Guess What? F--- U @bluntlungz Replying to @Naattee_ Then I'd have 2 Big Macs. 10:21 AM - 08 Nov 24 - 70.7K Views . Follow

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sangeetha devi O @Sangeeth.. · 2h Replying to @Su4ita Tata AIG for me. I keep blocking numbers and they find new ways to call and harass Tata AIG GIC O @TATAAIGIndia · 2h TATA AIG INSURANCE Dear sangeetha devi, We would like to evaluate your case further and help you with the best possible solution. Request you to DM your mobile number and e-mail Id for us to analyse and update at the earliest. Regards, Tata AIG General Insurance Co. Ltd 1 1 sangeetha devi O @Sangeeth.. · 2h Please never ever call me. That will be the biggest help 1 ♡ 1 Tata AIG GIC O @TATAAIGIndia · 2h TATA AIG Dear sangeetha devi, INSURANCE Please DM us your mobile number, our team will get in touch with you within 24- 48 working hours. Regards, Tata AIG General Insurance Co. Ltd.

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@Michael1979 JINNESS TM RECORD Guinness World Records 45 W 45th St, New York, NY 10036 Dear Michael, Thank you for your letter of January 7th 2019. We are always eager to hear of new world record attempts. Unfortunately, however, your claim to have memorized pi to two decimal places falls some distance short of the current record and we will not be sending a member of our Records Management Team to evaluate it. Furthermore, pi is not equal to 3.11 so this error would automatically invalidate your record attempt regardless. Regards, WORLD

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@Michael1979 GUINNESS TM Guinness World Records 45 W 45th St, New York, NY 10036 Dear Michael, Thank you for your letter of January 7th 2019. We are always eager to hear of new world record attempts. Unfortunately, however, your claim to have memorized pi to two decimal places falls some distance short of the current record and we will not be sending a member of our Records Management Team to evaluate it. Furthermore, pi is not equal to 3.11 so this error would automatically invalidate your record attempt regardless. Regards, WORLD

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E weedle-testaburger its-sappho-bitch NOT SURE IF THIS THE REAL LIFE OR IF IT'S JUST FANTASY mglip com listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today.. i'm so very sorry its-sappho-bitch If this post gets 100 notes l'll recreate the entire song through memes its-sappho-bitch OK so l'll do my best to get this done soonish-it may be a week or two, but I'm doing it its-sappho-bitch NOT SURE IF THIS THE REAL LIFE OR IF ITS JUST FANTASY Ingip.com escape from reality Me a landslide ingflio.com You: *opens eyes* *looks up to the skies* *sees* You: mgio.com Hard to swallow pills What don i we need? Sympathy! Why don't we need it? Because we ze easy come, easy go Little high? Little lowR Any cay ahe nd blowsn doesnt really matter its-sappho-bitch "Just killed a man" 00 Mama "Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead" Mama EAfe had just begun, but now ve gone and thrown it ala away Mama *crying* af 1m not back again by this time tomorrow, canry on, canry on Mama Mama carrying on as if nothing really matters mgo com It's too late! Your time has come! It sends shivers down your spine! Everybody's aching all the time! goodbye, everybody, I've got to go... ..ogótta leave you all behind and face the truth... gip.com 38 Mama Ме "o00000ooo" its-sappho-bitch "I don t wanna dieW "I sOmEtIMes wISh I'd neVeR DEEN borN At aLL" mgflip.com Scaramouche, Scaramouche "will you do the Fandango?" a little silhouette of a man Thunderbolt Lightning Very, very frightening JAME-CLARK.TUMBLA Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro Magnifico-o-o-0-o IVE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! NEHHP I'm just а рoor boy, nobody loves me its-sappho-bitch a poor boy from a sparing him his life from this monstrosity poor family Ingnio com ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY. EASY COME, EASY GO mga.com "Will you let me go?" Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go! Bismillah! We will not let you go. Let him go! Never let him go! LEFT CXIT 12 No, no, no, no, по, по, по Oh, mama mia, mama mia Me, being let go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me for ine its-sappho-bitch thinking you can stone me and spit in my eye thinking you can love me and leave me to die Baby JAKE CLARK TUMBLA can't do this tome imgnip.com Hard to swallow pills i just gotta get out, just gotta get fight outta here Nothing reailly matters Anyone can see Nothing teally maete Noahing really matters.oe to me 0ooany way the wand blows My masterpiece. is complete. chidi-anaqonye op did not put in this much work for 160 notes Source: its-sappho-bitch i'mjust a poor boy shue. huno

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