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![Crypto Bitlord @crypto_bitlord7 This morning at 5:40am my desktop metamask was hacked and drained of all funds and NFTS. The only thing I did differently was charge a brand new dildo on my computer and installed the app Still trying to wrap my head around this but I think I was just hacked by a f------ dildo 1:00 AM · 12/21/21 · Twitter for iPhone [-] 408 points 8 hours ago Imagine trying to explain this to a medieval peasant. perma-link embed save report reply + [-) 105 points 2 hours ago 2 We were starving, so my mom tasked me with selling the family cow. She warned me not to use the money to buy something stupid like magic beans. So instead I bought this parchment that says I'm the owner of a particular version of a certain song! People can still sing the song without paying me anything, and there are myriad variations of the song that I do not own, but still! This parchment is probably going to be worth a whole lot of money some day! No, it doesn't have the King's Seal, why do you ask? It has the seal of the guy who sold it to me. He writes the parchments, put his seal on them, sells them, and is the only one who vouches for them. No, he doesn't write the songs, some poor bastard somewhere else does, who cares? Also for every parchment he makes, he literally burns down a tree in the forest, just 'cuz. No, I don't think this will ever be a problem. Anyways later I also bought a magic c---. Ah... not the kind with feathers, no. The other kind. The wizard who sold it to me, told me to take good care of it and it would give me plenty of joy, but... I was careless. It seems that another, evil wizard, put a hex on it. When I wasn't looking, the magic c--- stole the parchment, and gave it to the evil wizard! I still have the magic c--- but am afraid to use it, and the evil wizard is probably going to get rich with that song :( perma-link embed save parent report reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/275/100/1ec.jpg "Imagine trying to explain that to a medieval peasant")
