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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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• 8h 3 Awards The first timeI came to Dubai, I was so stunned. I barely talked to anyone for the first year. I had my passport taken away from me by my landlord and wasn't allowed or able to go outside the house on my own. It was terrible. I was crying constantly. I was so taken aback I don't even remember the first few years. G Reply 164 3 • 8h Are you ok now!? That sounds terrible! 合30 ·8h 2 Awards Yeah. It's a pretty normal experience for a newborn. 215 V

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He switched the cat out with a lookalike because he hated it | /r/madlads

throwawaycatswap Six years ago I switched my wife's cat with a more well-behaved lookalike. Six years ago, i swapped my then-girlfriend now-wife's cat with a more well-behaved lookalike. She had an all black cat that was extremely aggressive. It scratched everyone, hissed at everyone, and didn't use its litterbox half the time. My wife insisted she could get it to behave better. One week she went out of town to visit her family and I was supposed to go to her apartment and feed it. The first nightI went over, it scratched the s--- out of my arm. I joked to the cat that it's not special and I'Il replace it if it scratches again. The joke stuck with me until I had thought about it enough that it wasn't a joke. The next morning I went to the local animal shelter. Found an identical cat who was already litterbox trained and acclimated to people, but was a little skiddish (it's old owner died of a heart attack and the animal shelter people said they think that's why it was skiddish). But overall, it was a lot friendlier and better behaved, and the skiddishness would help it resemble the original cat. So l adopted it, took it to my wife's apartment, settled it in, then drove her original cat to an animal shelter a town over (I was paranoid my wife would find out if I took it to a local one). It's been 6 years since then. We got married 4 years ago. We still have the swapped cat. It answers to the original cat's name. My wife knows nothing. She loves this cat and brags about how much better behaved it is. Everytime I see it, I feel like a total p------------.

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We got a twofer today, folks | /r/madlads

I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.

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The benefits of a short wife | /r/madlads

r/mildlyinfuriating Posted by u/ArdenElle24 • 17h • i.redd.it 58 Awards When my husband gets mad at me, he puts things where I can't reach them (I'm 5'3"). Then, he hides my step ladder. I ...

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an entire Facebook group of madlads | /r/madlads

Stick A Dildo on The Bean & Run Away - 2021 Group · Join %3D Myra Cinnkitty Lebron · 19 Nov at 8:21 AM · O Lol security got in the way but it was nice to see groups reacting and enjoying their presence. There's an hour left so make us proud

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Chad cashed out to all in on NFT | /r/madlads

NETS · See more yuck @yuckcrypto I'm going all in on NFTS W TRADE now All set! Your order to sell 7 shares of GME is complete. W TRADE now All set! Your order to sell 150 shares of AMC is complete. 01:44 · 23/11/2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Guy lost his "expensive" monkey pics and has to get em back some how | /r/madlads

UPDATE! C the RIGHT THING. They all banned my stolen apes from being sold on their sites. No one wants to buy a stolen car, yet alone STOLEN ART! Attention hackers you better start negotiating with me if you want any í all have done mor eth. Or none. BA C BA C 01 Nov Replying to Bout to make it big ... Replying to ( Hey I found your stolen monkey pics feel free to DM me for my Venmo, I know they're worth millions but $300k should suffice for reward thanks in advance BA YC BA YC 10 27 46 2,091

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A fun little game called fucking with boomers on Facebook. | /r/madlads

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Madlad quarterback Kyler Murray for the Arizona Cardinals signs a Seahawks fans hat and writes "Go Cards!" on it | /r/madlads

Cameron Cox O @CamCox12 · 12m YOO.. Kyler Murray signed this kid's #Seahawks 12 hat “Go Cards!" #AZVSSEA @12SportsAZ

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