Freaking Shovel Mech!!
Uploaded by Griff the Hoplite Nov 17, 2021 at 01:57PM EST
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Origin Entry: Chris-Chan / CWC / Christine Weston Chandler
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![Anonymous 10/12/08(Wed)04:49 No. 35 [Reply] What if Chris was (openly) gay? What if Chris was Michael Bay? What if Chris could s--- out gold? What if Chris wore designer clothes? What if Chris never buried Patti? What if Chris was into trannies? What if Chris smoked like a chimney? What if Chris was really skinny? What if Chris was SO KAWAII DESU ^_^ ? What if Chris was *gasp* a Jew? What if Chris spoke Hindustani? What if Chris voted for Mitt Romney? What if Chris could distinguish features? What if Chris WASN'T a slovenly creature? What if Chris was dead and buried? What if Barbara hadn't remarried? What if Chris was hipster trash? What if Chris was really Clyde Cash? It would not change him, could not change him, should not change him - silly trolls; He'd still be pasty, still be wangsty, and you'd still make s----- posts.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/233/653/5b0.jpg "A Rhyme about Chris Chan")
