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EMMY ROBOT THE BY DOMINIC CELLINI .and after a record-breaking year in pre-tax profits, Sterling stock is at an al time high since the recession! Things are looking very promising with our 50th Sterling Expo coming up. Welp, Ilove to wrap up on a good note! Shall we call it a day and go to lunch then? I believe there's also the matter of the defective nandroid. That's what Dr Bennet is here to discuss. Oh right, what's the situation, doc? Did she forget to separate the reds and whites? Well sir, we've been running diagnostics several times over as well as various compliance tests and we think we may be close to finding the source of the malfunction. Haha ha Haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So this is just a glitch with one robot, right? Is it something we should be concerned with? Do we know how old this model is anyway? Almost 5 years, sir. First rollout of the generation. It belonged to one of our executives here. Ted Delaire from marketing, Do I know him? Sounds like it's time to trade in for one of our newer models then. What's the big deal? Why not just deactivate her? Everyone gets a lemon every now and then. Mr Delaire surely knows that. All due respect Mr Morrow, Emmy is not a car. Who's Emmy? I uh- ahem- Emmy is the name of the robot. The one we're talking about. I-I think the board should take into consideration the family bond with her, sir. They don't want a replacement model, they want her back home. How sweet. We re always pleased to hear how families have bonded with our products, Mr. This is my assistant, Dr Marcus Webb. I apologize everyone, he's a bit of a young advocate as you Can see. Well Marcus, we are happy to have you on our team! I admire your passion and commitment to ethics. Very inspiring! Very inspiring indeed! We value your opinion, so speak freely! Thank you. I just think we should explore all the available options first before considering There could be a mistake on our end we ve overlooked, a mechanical issue, even a problem with the software update. any extreme measures. Well we can't ma am, but it's worth looking into. I think we owe to the Delaire family, if not to Emmy, to do everything we can. say for sure yet, You think this could be a potential issue in more of our androids? I'm sure you and our brilliant team of engineers will find some solution! I promise you that we will get Emmy the best care we can. Dalles Let's hope you gentlemen have some answers for us when we meet again! No pressure, haha! Now let's do lunch. everyone! S 233

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