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![Esoteric Field Guide to Twitter Accounts SUCCESS MANIC DISSOCIATED STARVED LEFTY QUEER SIGMA boldly hornyposts all the time [odd-cultural-signifier] + [left- political-identityl (Ex: icarlyleninis.) ironic grindset, mind warped by exposure to hustle culture and scam artists massive but complicated ego, sublimates it with constant mockery but still genuinely ambitious of everyone including themselves obscure, astute philosophical views obviously into crypto, investing, etc. body without organs, Deleuze, rhizome, alienation, capitalist realism, hyperstition, bla bla bla shitposts continually hits the gym, reads self-improvement books assertively nonvanilla "Impressive, very nice." so disillusioned that they cannot relate to most people they meet iri extremely strong views on the field of psychiatry too confident to be an incel, too weird to consistently attract women views their followers as a cult deep down extremely empathetic and caring, destroyed by this world ngl I think they're gonna make it tho "me and who?" CREATIVE PAINFULLY ТHE GENIUS INSIGHTFUL GROYPIST OR ACTUAL DOOMER SCHIZO? GIRLBOSS abstract text memes in garish fonts humorously militant hates men because her experiences with shallow narcissists only amplify her unsuppressable desire to "break through" and find something real unique page identity and vibe truly hates every single US Senator you aren't sure if they're being ironic ironically posts from enemies' perspective, imitates the writing style of feds and neolib-twitterati alike compulsively makes OC massive artistic potential, but also high verbal IQ speaks in veiled yet smugly suggestive might die soon, really 50/50 terms - wants you to know that he knows that you know hates being perceived, but dreams of being truly perceived paranoidposting Catholic, but like, not really profile hums with latent magical energy cosmic solipsism You are worried about them pinpoints obscurely specific emotional states, but has no power to control them used to be libertarian. No longer. It's called, we do a little trolling what are they like irl? will f--- you up in the comments THE PERSONAL TRUE FABLED AESTHETIC LITPOSTER MORNINGPOSTER ACCOUNT will arrive anonymously, and simply Post actually f------ reads irl their account is mostly just things they Knows all, has generally accepted the way of things followers will gradually come to believe they represent something more find beautiful knowingly pretentious, trying to be Picks up steam, starts a movement any other way is disingenuous for though they do not put real conscious effort into it, it nonetheless flows together profound collision of intellect and conscience they are quite attractive but do not seem to care or even realize them extremely interesting intellectual journey has lead to this point unites the gram towards glorious purpose great friend irl will eventually be a martyr for their cause silent for long periods but then hits fulfillment, sacrifice, catharsis: new Eden feels the rhythm of the universe you with intense emotional depth posts insightful quotes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/225/282/6b2 "Esoteric Field Guide to Twitter")
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