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Who the f--- is Chris-Chan and what did he do to make Jason welcome death? Leibniz... don't look him u... just... don't... you're going to regret it...

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Leibniz, you don't want to know


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Bro it took Sonic fans 3 decades to simp over the actual humans in this franchise. I refuse to believe this is Chris's mum ww 109 comments Sonic? Chris? Mom?
: Anonymous 08/01/21(Sun)18:48:20 No.154396370 1627857398356.png 1.22 MB PNG *record scratch* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
tober 4, 2021 Hey Kenneth, This if the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu speaking to you on her blessed behalf. I know everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combines and divided we are The Real Player One, The One Avatar, I, the body, am The One God Body, and she and I are literally the full reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge's complete includes the completion of the collective shift for the majority that are good, and those recoverable, from Earth 1218 to Earth 1C-211987, and the second coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Lord Messiah, savior, God and judge over the minority who are the toxic darkest sinners, haters, fakers, and darkest demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are now on Malachi 3 and 4 of the Old Testament in any bible. The future of all Sonichus and Rosechus (under still continued immortal care and guardian watch from I, and our husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime) of universe 1C-211987 (and C-197 before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the future of all Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Ratchet & Clank, Naptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, Tsukino Usagi, Goku, Inuyasha & Kagome, Papa Smurf, Harahi Suzumia, Gumball Waterson, SNT, Optimus Prime, Autobots Son-Chu and Chris Chan, Tony Stark, Lisa Simpson, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Raven, Jenny Wakeman/XJ9, Danny Phantom, Fox McCloud, the Jedi, Captian Kirk and so on into ALL present day-existent original and "fictional" characters, including the majority of your OCs of 1218 Earth, here, and myself and Christine: we ALL continue on in greatest, partially immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and alive, save and well forever more. .. So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions and to make it more clear: I am the God body, Christine is literally God, herself, we both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO spiritual and religious philosophies had even farther expanded. A day in this jail, as constantly written in the Daily Godess Log, Christine and I , we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED with THIS Earth, the cosmos and universes and dimensions of this timeline, as well as the ENTIRE multiverse. Energy conservation and continued workings well above anyone's heads on this 1218 Earth. Write daily logs with insight and wisdoms and the some. I have a temporary soul partner, a holy flame type you may remember (on her repentance tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside many good angels, spirits and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish prayer rug and a deck of playing cards from the commissary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, socks with no holes, ear plugs, and a few other goodies. Food is mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs) and chicken is often dry. And, at present, we are asking peoples to send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA to pay off the mortgage and visitors who personally offer genuine kindness and good intentions are all encouraged to visit the temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL Prayers to Jesus have all been going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And absolutely nothing is to be taken from within the temple, or it's property yard, or defaced; all who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven's Armies. Blessings of great measures, personally, for all who come, visit and bring good/positive tithes and offerings. Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail's website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, cashiers checks, or certified checks made out and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara's safety and hers and mine keep of the temple remains of higher prioirity. And lastly, but importantly, contact the local Virginia governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this jail and mess, please. What had happened was literally a divine mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to heal and cleanse Barbara's health and soul and being and clear her of remaining sings and regrets through cuddling, talking, and supportive soul bonding to mainly extend her life, personally by divine intervention. As Christine had told the few others via mail, and posted onto Kiwi Farms: ALL of you were being, and are not being, divinely tested with the divinely purposed leak of this information. TOO many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the drama, instead of ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and knowing better of Christine, the past situations, and leaving it as a lost rumor. Instead, ala over 2000 years ago in Israel on history repeat, alongside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed like she was in hers and mine past life, there. Meditate on ALL that now *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened psychic to see for yourselves. Consider this your "interview", Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what hand written original pages were already posted as well. Thanks Sincerely, God Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All. *NOTE: AIl the i have been dotted with hearts. Yes Chris dotted the i in Messiah with heart* Post Script, Have you ever san on a prayer rug and, with a deck of playing cards, play solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it. *Drawing of on a Cross with Lightning Bolts on each side and a Horseshoe or upside-down Rainbow on the bottom* I shall suddenly come to my temple. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu October 5, 2021. (It took Chris over a day to write this letter and me 45 minutes to transcribe it. I did my best to fix any spelling mistakes, but its just a f------ mess)
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