Notes:

OP did a beautiful rendition of the theme song, which can be found below:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

WHO LIVES IN A DERPY, GRIM DARK GALAXY?

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

IMMORTAL UNDYING AND ELDRITCH IS HE?

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

IF ULTIMATE POWER IS SOMETHING YOU WISH?

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

THEN DROP TO YOUR KNEES AND SACRIFICE FISH!

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

READY?

(SpongeBob SquarePants!)

(Spongebob SquarePaNtS!)

(sPoNgEbOb SqUaRePaNtS!)

(sPoNgEbOb SqUaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)

[Sounds of SpongeBob entering realspace]