"If it's not fun"...

$Devent them into . ent n the eye There are no Incels or Virgins here. The previous two are bottom-of-the-barrel priorities, and you're just that sad if you use them as #1 primary points of criticism for a f------ video game. The Wizard ""Realism"" The Neckbeard Graphics 1999 "Next gen", more like "next excuse Weaponized by console warriors, despite Valve perfecting prop physics two decades ago, and in a game where they were actually relevant (w/out crunch) Letting graphics be the main focus has ended with messy. unfaithful "remasters" to abuse technology, budget, and probably developers." Advocates like to topple and smash fruit; can't fathom the thought of eating healthy Require money over talent; bastardized the gaming industry and its priorities Omg look how real this guy looks, now BE IMMERSED Comes with shaky aim view actively harmful to gameplay Piayers want rea-ooking grass, so they never have to go outside and touch it The Chad Accessibility The Thad Story The Lad Music The Dad Art Direction Flexible; can be followed along with, ignored, or not included at all Breathes life and self-identity into your Just wants more people to enjoy their games Turns your game into an interactive album game Has figured out how to look everyone in the DAD solar . Adds context to at all times, your badassery Potential to learn new things on various topics His chin is praised religiously by secret civil'izations on Mare Doesn't give the world's first s--- about your mmerse you into the Hair color so fluorescent. it is legally a lightsaber game, maybe even its stor His stride causes earthquakes on several planets at the same time console wars Muscles so densé. they have an horizon. Works wonders Can be listened to anywhere a black hole when paired with design and surroundings (but that could also be the result of consuming maguive asount of p---- fluid) You thought that was the Earth? that's actually his bulge. His balls are so fertile that they developed their own ecosystem \Take actual talent and creativity The Gad Gameplay Sorta the whole point of a video game to begin with Plenty of room for ideas, leaving even more room for sequels, without feeling like forced cash grabbers Come in genres; tons of variety for different players everywhere for what they find fun Not only makes a game unique, but possibly revolutionary and innovative Balances thought and fun by encouraging and rewarding both; leads to gamers becoming better players and IRL thinkers.$