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A should-be-sleeping Seguir In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine. should-be-sleeping Seguir Truly was not expecting to read anything like that today tarynnasaurus I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal & despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine. justprettygay Seguir a should-be-sleeping Seguir This is funnier than anything I have ever said. 123.734 notas

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