SATAN'S BLASPHEMY VIDEO GIMES AN INTRODUCTION FOR CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS O 2021 by Christian Mothers Against Glming. Printed in USA "CRINGE"! What do you want to play today? How about tiddlywinks? Or I could show you my I'm a gamer now. That means I only play real gumes, like "Fortnite"!* emeSto new baseball cards! Then you've come to the right place! (Gasp MARIO DRUGS Golly! A video gume shop! BUGSNA HAL RACISM AND is co Genocide simulator Holy mackerel! Heh heh heh... ILNECRAL That's.. "MINECRAFT 2"!* That's right, little boy. And you can play it right here in the store! Go ahead... give it a try. BEMONS STOP! TRANSPHOBIA HEROIN doo似 AMOGUS YAIL Gme about murdering children and collecting their skulls in order to get a "high score" Gee whiz, that's Jack! If you don't destroy your video gumes and accept Christ as your savior, a terrible fate awaits you. Don't play that gume! He's the smartest kid in school, and he respects his elders! Jesus died to free us from Satan's power. When you play video gumes, you're rejecting that gift and surrendering yourself to Satan. FACT: All gmers go to hell. FACT: If you open up a "Playstation", there is a small demon inside turning knobs and pulling levers to make the graphics and sound effects. But it's not too late! You can still repent FACT: A gamer's brain is one-eighth the size of a human brain and Buzz off, simp! I love video games, and I love Satan! Satan is poggers! covered in slime. YUCK! * Luke 16:32 * All facts proven in the Bible Hahaha! Kill! KILL! Shut up! Jesus is a sus impostor. I only like being evil and doing hate crimes. LEVEL 3 START YOUR MISSION: BOMB ORPHANAGE I'm sold, mister! How much does this gme cost? "MINECRAFT Powg 2 KABOOM BEEP BOOP (All it costs is. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL! The gumer was immediately dragged to hell by the Devil. Destroy all thy video games, and thou shalt be saved.. Jeepers! Thanks, Jack! If you hadn't warned me, I would be burning in hell for all eternity too! Romans 8:39 Do you believe video games should be banned? Yes Don't thank me - thank Jesus. | No, I am racist I'm on my way to Bible study. Care to join me? Do you accept Jesus into your heart and promise to never play video games again? Boy, would I! Yes No, I am racist If you answered "Yes" to both questions, sign this so you can remember when God saved your soul. AMOGUS Date Your Name

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SATAN'S BLASPHEMY VIDEO GIMES AN INTRODUCTION FOR CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS O 2021 by Christian Mothers Against Glming. Printed in USA "CRINGE"! What do you want to play today? How about tiddlywinks? Or I could show you my I'm a gamer now. That means I only play real gumes, like "Fortnite"!* emeSto new baseball cards! Then you've come to the right place! (Gasp MARIO DRUGS Golly! A video gume shop! BUGSNA HAL RACISM AND is co Genocide simulator Holy mackerel! Heh heh heh... ILNECRAL That's.. "MINECRAFT 2"!* That's right, little boy. And you can play it right here in the store! Go ahead... give it a try. BEMONS STOP! TRANSPHOBIA HEROIN doo似 AMOGUS YAIL Gme about murdering children and collecting their skulls in order to get a "high score" Gee whiz, that's Jack! If you don't destroy your video gumes and accept Christ as your savior, a terrible fate awaits you. Don't play that gume! He's the smartest kid in school, and he respects his elders! Jesus died to free us from Satan's power. When you play video gumes, you're rejecting that gift and surrendering yourself to Satan. FACT: All gmers go to hell. FACT: If you open up a "Playstation", there is a small demon inside turning knobs and pulling levers to make the graphics and sound effects. But it's not too late! You can still repent FACT: A gamer's brain is one-eighth the size of a human brain and Buzz off, simp! I love video games, and I love Satan! Satan is poggers! covered in slime. YUCK! * Luke 16:32 * All facts proven in the Bible Hahaha! Kill! KILL! Shut up! Jesus is a sus impostor. I only like being evil and doing hate crimes. LEVEL 3 START YOUR MISSION: BOMB ORPHANAGE I'm sold, mister! How much does this gme cost? "MINECRAFT Powg 2 KABOOM BEEP BOOP (All it costs is. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL! The gumer was immediately dragged to hell by the Devil. Destroy all thy video games, and thou shalt be saved.. Jeepers! Thanks, Jack! If you hadn't warned me, I would be burning in hell for all eternity too! Romans 8:39 Do you believe video games should be banned? Yes Don't thank me - thank Jesus. | No, I am racist I'm on my way to Bible study. Care to join me? Do you accept Jesus into your heart and promise to never play video games again? Boy, would I! Yes No, I am racist If you answered "Yes" to both questions, sign this so you can remember when God saved your soul. AMOGUS Date Your Name

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