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3:57 ADON l 46% Wedding Date Wanted fo... hudsonvalley.craigslist.org reply Wedding Date Wanted for Mother- in-Law ($1,000) (Hudson Valley) Hello! I'm looking for a wedding date for my mother-in-law from Friday evening to Saturday evening for a wedding in Hudson Valley in August. She needs constant attention and supervision. She will probably wear white and try to escalate small dramas - your job is simply to distract and de- escalate. Flatter her for 2 days and make an easy $1,000. You: -Conversationalist -De-escalator -Good dancer -Experience with narcissists a plus -Able to pretend you happen to be a guest interested in sitting/dancing with MIL -Able to give her your undivided attention -Ideally age range 40 - 60ish (she is 51, slim, attractive) -Has own suit to wear We will provide: -Background information -Conversation topics -Hotel room (your own, of cour -Food -Travel expenses Please send a photo of yourself and a quick blurb indicating your interest/qualifications. You will also need to be able to OK with us running a background check on you just for safety's sake. ate Highway 208 craig

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Dear Anonymous Passerby, Don't worry, you're safe now! Your act of casual cruelty was successful. The complaint you lodged with the HOA was heard. They had me take down the small treefort that I built on this location with my sons during the pandemic. No longer will its presence offend your walk) past my house. Please enjoy your stroll free from the sound of my children's play and laughter. They are safely back inside now, watching television I'm sure. Enjoy the unobstructed view of my backyard. I will try to keep it up to code. Best, -Dave

Rylee @RyleeMoser FOR WHAT REASON DOES EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX HAVE A DOG WEIGHT LIMIT OF 20 POUNDS? I can promise you my 90 pound golden retriever is a hell of a lot better behaved than Karen's 7 pound p------------ devil worshipping chihuahua

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