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JUICE THAT MAKES YOU C-- EXTREMBLY HARD ottermatopoeia Follow baja blast Ca scornedmedea Follow That dolphin p---- stuff thyrell Follow the what GeneralQuacker1 Yesterday at 3:19 AM So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just c-- over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin p---- jelly. Scientists were like "h--------, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin p---- jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d---, sat back and watche the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f------ c------. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it.' I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin P---- Jelly, and just f------ c-- myself to death Bingus... you need some f------ help Yesterday at 4:29 PM fez Yesterday at 4:32 PM Sounds like you need some dolphin jelly

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