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My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself, Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. aw-hawkeye-no Me, chewing on my Bad DecisionsTM Bagel in the corner: The Universe: What's that in your mouth? Me, chewing faster: The Universe: I said, WHAT THE F--- IS IN YOUR MOUTH

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