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E badjokesbyjeff I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear.

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Jeff I swear


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idk if y'all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they're attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles and despite being australian they don't bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it's such a good and pure feeling and yeah cryoverkiltmilk 'despite being australian' thefingerfuckingfemalefury "We know what your thinking but this does not want to kill you"
Young Australians summarized in one picture: Skinny white guy, his smug Asian girlfriend and the ogre looking white woman next to them that used to be the regular breeding stock of the land
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Uploaded May 19, 2021 at 11:19AM EDT

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