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Horny Police headquarters, Location: Classified Ladies and gentle doges, we have an emergency. We have received reports that our bonking efforts are no longer sufficient to hold back the onslaught of horny redditors and our horny jails are at саpаcity. POLICE POLIE Make no mistake, this is an extremely serious situation. We already lost some of our best agents. The amount of pictures of instagram thots and anime girls has risen considerably in the last 48 hours, as has the amount of bandwagon reposts like the American gas shortage. They are filling the vacuum that good, funny memes left behind. We have to prevent this from getting any worse at all costs. HORNY POLICE alamy From the reports of the intelligence department, it seems the majority of the horny mob used to be ordinary humans that turned horny after coming in contact with a malicious force originating from this castle in Romania. HORNY POLICE All our evidence leads me to believe that the rumours about the castle are all true. The undercover agent we sent two weeks ago to infiltrate it has managed to send us one last transmission before going silent. The message contained no text, just this photograph. Is that a...? Yes, unfortunately your eyes are not deceiving you major Yeetman, our analysts have confirmed it. That is indeed a spanking flogger in the hands of one of our best undercover agents. Men, I'm not going to beat around the bush here, the situation is dire. The enemy appears to have the power to corrupt even the most fetish-free among the Horny Police Force. HORNY POLICE Due to this, the head quarters is sending us, the best the HP has to offer, as well as 15 members of the Delta Force commanded by major Yeetman, to eliminate the hostiles and recover our agent if possible. From the intel the agent sent us before his last transmisson, it seems the castle is occupied by various creatures who can turn even the most steadfast of men into horny imbeciles. However, the photograph suggests that only their leader has the power to overcome our advanced anti-horny training. HORNY POLICE LF It is this woman, Countess Alcina Dimitrescu. Due to her unique abilities, it is imperative we bring her down as quickly as possible. Our main force will approach the castle quietly, from the North, by HALO jump, while major Yeetman's men will move in from the South via helicopter as a diversion. This way we will have the best chance to catch the enemy unawares and take out Dimitrescu. We absolutely cannot fail. The fate of Reddit and indeed the entire world depends on us. That is all. Check your gear, we're wheels up in 15 minutes. HORNY POLICE Move out! HORNY POLCE •WES

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