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Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:57:20 No.59946988 v >59947071 >>59947096 >>59947110 >>59947149 >>59947300 >>59947433 >>59947956 >>59948604 Nutrition Facts Serving Size 1 Serving (32 az) Amount Per Serving Calories 2600. Caiories from Fat 1220 Chocolate Oreo® Shake - Large Allergy Data >>59946899 Contains No O Anonymous 02/19/21(Fri)20:51:29 No.59946899 v >259946988 file(1), png (397 KB, 1590x177) google yandex igdb wait Crustaceans Daily Esh Anonymous 07/29/20(Wed)13:59:38 No.56685849 2 A12 225AZR4 9924 22O1826 222124 229270S SZ999 N2A 2SERA2 STA File: chelz jpg (115 KB, 1125x1374) MIlk Total Fat 135g 2084 Peonuts Siturated Fet 599 295 % we already perfected this strategy on the misc. back in 2010. Basically, what you have to do is hide yourself under the guise that you want your giritriend to get into shape. Trans Fat 2.5g Soy What you do is go to the store and buy mass gainer protein and place it inside of a "slim protein" marketed for women, or whatever stupid b------- they're selling right now. Pretend to be a "good boytriend" and make t 20g of creatine in each shake with multiple scoops of mass gainer. You can also add cream as a milk substitute as it will have loads of calories. The creatine will also cause her to bloat a bit since it helps the muscles retain water. No lie, within a few months of this, your girifriend will be 25-30 pounds heavier. When she starts complaining about gaining weight, tell her that it's muscle and you find it sexy. REMEMBER: this is the moment you have to compliment her the most or she will discontinue using your shakes. Remember to use meme buzzwords like "real woman", and "real men like meat, not bones" and all that other b-------. before you know it, you will have a large, fertile, plump, slampig c------ of shakes for her. Put Cholesterol 185mg 62% Tree Nuts BR Sodium 1770ma Total Carbohydrates 333g Dietary Fiber 139 SUgar 2639 Protein 38g 74 % Wheat 111 % OREO your own. all this Operation Ghostbulk'. Godspeed, anon. >>59946834 (OP) commence operation ghostbulk Chocolate Vitamin A 40% Vitamin C Oh man, have I tried stuff so far. I'm the anon who was architecting gf and let it slip out once she was riding on top of me and asked if she was heavy and I replied "not yet". She slimmed quite a bit since Calcium 90% Eron 80 % File: breasts.jpg (94 KB, 1920x1279) I Constructing firmer breasts Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)00:37:28 No.60084391 >>60084411 >>60085161 This is a PSA to architects and femanons. https://cebp.aacrjournals.org/content/25/6/918.abstract >In our study, adolescent intakes of higher saturated fat and lower mono- and polyunsaturated fat are associated with higher breast density measured approximately 15 years later. If you know anything about fats, you will know that generally the more unsaturated and shorter the chain, the more liquid the fat and lower melting point. Conversely, the more saturated and longer the chain, the more solid the fat and higher the melting point. Examples of each may be olive oil (high in monounsaturated fat) or sunflower oil (high in polyunsaturated fat, and butter (high in saturated fat). Humans tend to accumulate the fats, especially polyunsaturated because we can not create them, in our own fat. We are what we eat, fat wise. Obese people (who consume high PUFA diets) have adipose tissue composed of over 20% PUFA, as compared to hunter gathers or other healthy eaters who typically have levels below 5%. So, based on these two points and the experimental evidence provided above, you should be able to reason and believe that decreasing PUFA consumption and increasing saturated fat consumption will create firmer fat stores, ergo firmer breasts. I expect that this information will be useful for architects seeking to optimize their girlfriend's attractiveness (ideally gaining breast size without losing firmness) and femanons wishing to do the same to themselves. It should be beneficial to general fat appearance as well, so firmer legs/arms and such. TL;DR: saturated fat and I PUFA to make your fat & breasts less flabby, more firm. O Based Architect 02/28/21(Sun)17:30:58 No.60095452 File: firm fat.png (238 KB, 1397x312) >>60095332 Have her gain about 15 pounds as a trial run, that should reveal her natural fat distribution. Furthermore, what she eats to gain weight will impact how the fat is distributed. Too much sugar causes insulin resistance (and diabetes), which causes the gut to bloat and swell with excess fat. Carbonation does this as well. See pic related - PUFAS (polyunsaturated fats) make a woman's breasts (and bodyfat) a poor consistency, (cellulite, stretch marks, weird lumps of fat), whereas natural saturated fats keep everything firm. However, bulking naturally with good, wholesome, nutrient dense foods like meats, dairies, and complex carbs will ensure the weight builds muscle and goes to the right places. Lifting booty building exercises will also help accentuate the right areas. This is the correct way to architect! O Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)15:36:30 No.60258151 File: 1615181208537.webm (1.12 MB, 480x720) O Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)16:19:53 No.60277186 > 260277218 >>60277235 File: huh gif (1.37 MB, 430x360) >>60257935 Holy f---, that's the calories I eat in two days and the sugar I eat in like six months. That's unreal. I'm honestly impressed. Remember, low PUFA, high fat and sugar, high protein while discouraging lifts. Encourage occasional exercise enough to get the blood moving. This promotes cardiovascular health without having her lose. "gains". Enjoy your physically active and non-acne'd up plump slampig c------. Lower back massages allow increased blood flow to the nethers and can stimulate arousal. O Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)16:22:46 No.60277218 ► O Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)15:41:42 No.60258257 2200276543 File: 1615144824135 webm (1.61 MB, 540x960) >>60277186 You'll be doubly impressed what it does to your girl. She'll blow up into the big, heavy, fertile slampig c------ she deserves to be. The best part is that while targeted mass LOSS is a meme, targeted mass GAIN is relatively easy. Apply the coconut oil method and encourage squats, uphills, and cycling to get a nice big bottom. Best part is that if she has a generous slab of muscle under it she'll probably have a big butt even if she cuts better than you do. O Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)16:23:47 No.60277235► >>60277186 Here you go, OP. EIGHT THOUSAND CALORIE GHOST BULK SOLUTION (weaponized) 1+ quart of heavy whipping cream (add more to adjust texture) 2 cups of white sugar 1 cup of peanut butter 1 cup of chocolate sauce (Optional) Ice Blend together, but don't blend too much and it starts to turn into whipped cream. Don't be afraid to add a little water if the consistency is too thick after blending. The point is to be very drinkable without it feeling like eating a large meal. O Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)15:38:19 No.60276543 260276942 O Anonymous 03/10/21(Wed)16:03:34 No.60276942 ► >>60258257 >Apply the coconut oil method like, just massaging it into the skin where you want the fat to be deposited? >>60276543 Yup. Lipids absorb through the skin. Pitch it to your girl by claiming it's an "all natural moisturizer or some s---. Smells good too, she'll buy it.

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