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This is your sign: get to the Josh Fight (in the right location)
Uploaded by Phillip Hamilton Apr 22, 2021 at 02:39PM EDT
Origin Entry: Josh Swain Fight
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Uploaded by Phillip Hamilton Apr 22, 2021 at 02:39PM EDT
Origin Entry: Josh Swain Fight
File type: jpg
Resolution: (640px x 853px)
File size: 169 KB
![+ Posted by u/Joeh_Dot_Exe ACTUAL JOSH 1 day ago O 20 20 3 16 20 7.0k IMPORTANT: I am Josh Swain, and here are the official details of the event. See you soon. Hello! My name is Josh Swain (actually) Verification. Almost one year ago, under a spell of pandemic boredom, I made a groupchat of all the people on Facebook that I could find with the same first and last name as mine, and challenged them to fight for the right to keep this common name. This was a complete joke, and I have posted jokes to my twitter before, but when I posted the screenshots to my twitter here, the internet ran with it, and ran with enough endurance for you all to remember a YEAR later. That doesn't happen very often, so I'm afraid I have to oblige the internet and trek all the way across the contiguous United States to defend my name. SO, I have seen a lot of information on the internet that might be misleading regarding the event, so I would like to set a couple of details in stone so that we can exercise this complete act of absurdity without reigning terror on the wonderful residents of Lincoln, Nebraska. The details are as follows: 1. The Coordinates have officially changed to 40.858689, -96.784136, or known by it's street address as Air Park Green Area, 4500 NW 45th St, Lincoln, NE, 68524. (not Bowling Lake Park as others have suggested) I originally picked the coordinates at random, and they landed on some farm owner's land who did not agree to host such a ridiculous event. Please be courteous and proceed directiy to the new coordinates. We will take an available green lot, and create our own venue there. 2. As per the original post, the date is Saturday, April 24th, 2021 A.D. at 12:00 PM (CDT, UTC-5) I will be showing up one hour earlier at 11:00 AM just to scout the location and warn any nearby park goers of what events are about to transpire. 3. As of writing this post, I am the only Josh Swain that I know of that will be there. No other Josh Swain's have contacted me thus far with concrete plans of attending. Should another Josh Swain arrive, we will have a grueling and righteous battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors. If no other Josh Swain's arrive, then you will be a witness to the coronation of the rightful Josh Swain. 4. [EDIT] Bring a pool noodle, or a lot of them! First Name Josh's will be allowed to fight Due to the limited number of Josh Swain's, the Swainbowi will be followed by a pool noodle fight with any person with the first name Josh, then proceeded by a complete pool noodle fight with anyone who would like to join. 5. The city of Lincoln still has a mask mandate for large gatherings. I am not going to tell you how to live your life as a guest in your home, however, wearing a mask when you can would be greatiy appreciated. I am not going to be the mask police, but just know that if you're wearing a mask that I love you. 6. Bring Nonperishables! We will be having a food drive for the Food Bank of Lincoln! Stay tuned for more charitable info to come! 7. You can now donate to the "Help pay legal fees for Josh Swain's to change their name" fund This is just a fun title for a fundraiser we have to benefit the Children's Hospital & Medical Center Foundation which provides medical care to children across the state of Nebraska, join me in donating and please share! And lastly, like I said, it is not often that someone has the opportunity to have the attention and focus of a large number of people, and so I thought it would be a great idea to use this spotlight to bring word to a few worthy causes. Please consider donating to show the world how the internet can turn an exercise in absurdity into something beautiful. Thanks so much again everyone for making this probably the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. Please help me in sharing this new information and if you have any concerns please leave a comment and I will be sure to update this post on rljoshswainbattle, r/swainbowi, and r/lincoln, I look forward to seeing you all soon.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/081/448/cae.png "Josh Swain's Statement")
