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Anonymous asked in Politics & Government > Politics · 12 hours ago Is donald trump the smartest man on earth ? Answer Save 32 Answers Relevance 9 mins ago No, he's rather dim. The Cosby Kids (cartoon) had a character called "Dumb Donald". 2 10

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Why do black people call each other Monica? francis m Was originally asked on Yahoo Answers United States Is it a cultural thing? "whats good Monica?" "Monica lets run some ball" Answer M t y f 8* Best Answer Voter's Choice Qwerty TM You know good and well that's not what they're saying. P Comments

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Should I allow my 13 year old to lock their bedroom? Absolutely not. If you aren't careful, you might accidentally get your kid to, you know, trust you. Besides, imagine all the dangers that would unlock – do you know what 13 year olds are capable of these days? If you expect your child to worship Satan, or dabble in the Dark Arts, I have some bad news for you: It's much, much, worse. I know some teens that text their friends. The boldest ones even use FaceTime. I'm not completely sure about this next one... but I've heard that some teens actually do homework, watch YouTube, Listen to music, And some of them, just a select few, well, sometimes they sleep. Just don't tell anyone that I told you. 332.4K views View 19,567 upvotes View shares

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r/polls Posted by u/Nathansstuff · 3h Have you ever used a hot pocket as a condom and proceeded to eat the hot pocket afterwards? H Demographics 56 votes 14 Yes 42 No 2 days 20 hours left Vote 2 S Share Award

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How do I get my boyfriend to stop forcing me to lick his butthole clean every time he poops? It's so nasty. Every time he is done pooping, he yells at me to come over and orders me to lick the crevice between his butt cheeks clean. I want to stop doing it but he threatens to kill himself if I don't do it because he says it's his only reason for living. It tastes so nasty when I do it but he makes me swallow the poop that gets on my tongue too. I feel so sick all the time because of this and I don't know what to do. He said he's even thinking of cutting out the middle man and just crapping into my mouth directly and making me swallow it. I love him so dearly and he's so hot so I don't ever want to break up with him. What the heck can I do about this? Answer Save

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What is your genius idea to free the ship blocking Suez Canal right now? Answer A Save garry Lv6 14 hours ago mine simple blow it up into small pieces , easier to move the junk .after all its stuck there anyway , but the chinese wont be happy blowing up the chinese cargo . just take 1 america destroyer to do it anyway. 1

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? asked in Science & Mathematics > Astronomy & Space · 16 hours ago Do you think there is a completely gay planet some- where in our galaxy? Answer Save 17 Answers Relevance v kswck2 Lv7 2 hours ago Yes. It is called San Francisco.

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Anonymous asked in Politics & Government > Law & Ethics Why is stealing from rich people illegal? I mean they have lots of money and I have none

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Anonymous asked in Dining Out > Fast Food 2 days ago I ordered a Detroit style pizza and the delivery guy pulled up and started shooting at me. Was that part of the order? Answer A Save 4 Answers Relevance v kswck2 Lv7 10 hours ago No, he messed up. That is only part of the order if you order a Chicago style pizza לן

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yahoo!answers Q + Did Beethoven or Mozart smoke weed? I just found out that Moses founded the 10 commandments when he was on shrooms, so it got me wondering whether any of the other greats founded anything else whilst on drugs. I'm not a ...Show more

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Anonymous asked in Health > Diet & Fitness · 7 days ago When will people stop eating food as it is disgusting ? I HATE food. I am into intermittent fasting. I haven't eaten a single morsel of food in 2 weeks, I truly hate food, eating is something people don't need to do, it really is an addiction.When I do eat I only eat once. This saves so much hassle by not having to have breakfast and preparing a lunch for work. I have removed meat, fish eggs, dairy, sugar, bread, potatoes, cereal, rice, pasta from my diet. I don't eat fruit or vegetables at all as they aren't as good for you as they make you think they are. Bad for gut health and have toxins. Lost Loads of body fat eating until very satisfied and feel better than ever. I will stop my fast on Monday and go back to only eating a salad in the afternoon. Lettuce, cucumber and celery. I am never hungry on my diet either. Meat and dairy are junk food and farmers are getting paid lots of money to sell us icky food. ALL carbs are junk food. Fasting is good for you! Mock me all you want but I won't be the one suffering from blindness, amputation, kidney damage, strokes, heart disease, diabetes, cancer and other illnesses brought on by food.

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yahoo!answers why do my thing go up? why me Anonymous 7 years ago Favorite Answer It's natures way of telling you it's time to try to reproduce ? 7 years ago Your growing up and your body is having some changes. Your thing going up is called an erection and its normal and natural. Your fine.

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Alex asked in Pets > Dogs 1 week ago What's wrong with my dog? He seems to be acting weird; do you think he's ok?

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my boyfriend is addicted to skyrim? ok so yesterday my bf got skyrim (a random game) and ever since hes been playing it so much. usually if he gets a game he would just play it for one or two hours then get bored of it but hes been playing this thing for at least nine hours straight now. the only things that he would get up from the computer is to go to the bathroom he wouldnt even bother to get food and i was scared that he would starve so i ordered him some pizza and he just ate it by the computer while playing. when i went to bed he was still playing. when i woke up he was still playing. usually he likes sex at least twice a day but he wont leave the computer even to have sex so since im always thinking of him i gave him a bj and the whole time he was still on the computer. im so worried about him what should i do?

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