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"Ora ora" "yare the virgin JoJo stand battle The virgin vampire "Oh you approaching me?" Yes he The virgin Joot yare daze" Says "muda" alot despite being useless himself Wears a torn cap because he thinks it looks cool. Just makes him look poor. Rely on ghosts to fight for them - weaksauce. Secretly a huge nerd and mamma's boy Yells at anyone who isn't quiet. (d-------) obviously is you ugly ass ogre dumb c--- face non-stand user characters Is supposed to be the series' main villain - overshadowed by a small town serial killer and the US president. can't see their stands - they just see two idiots standing around yelling at each other. Contracted PTSD just from the Part 3 Egypt trip. His CHAD Grandpa Joseph went through all that plus more in Part 2 and is fine. sucks in more edgelord chain ways than one Probably doesn't pay using a dead man's body. Gross. couldn't get laid till he stole Fights drag over 2-3 episodes. BORING! wears 2 belts instead of fixing his button. No Wins his fights through asspulls. Then gets nerfed in later taxes on his class. big mansion Jonathan's needs to spell out the mood - Stays in his school uniform Has actual cool body parts. can't trust it to vampire powers. Too dumb to use them. Lost because his leg was sore. throughout Part 3 - some punk he come naturally No respect for women - no dignity. is. goofy shoes is a dolphinfucker in the eyes of fans. DIO and Jotaro have no proper interractions prior to the fight. DIO vs Joseph felt far more personal. Is supposed to be the series mascot - isn't even the best JoJo in the eyes of most fans. Is supposed to be the main character Overrated p------------ - is only liked because of memes and because horny fans think he's hot of Part 3 - is overshadowed by the French Chad, Jean-Pierre Polnareff. THE CHAD YAKUEA FIGHT The CHAD Dog of Shimano THE CHADON OF DOJIMA Absolutely meaty legs from all the kicking and dancing. Get up close and personal using their fists (and the occasional weapon) "That's rad!" "H--------!" Fights only last a few minutes but are intense throughout Has never killed Deadliest dancer since Eddy Gordo in the anyone... minus the times he has slain the dance floor and karaoke mic! Will help anyone, no matter how ridiculous the quest. Real manly men Tekken series Can pick up a bike like its nothing and use it as a weapon. He's built different. Invented the iconic silver- Gucci Tiger Drop - legendary counter. Abs on Japanese tax system tipped shoes snake skin jacket display Iconic suit - always classy. Jokingly called a virgin by fans - obviously isn't given then amount of women he's had. Demonfire Dagger - infinite usage. "You're so Baseball bat - because swords are overrated. Former real estate agent - conquered Kamurocho and made billions. Would never hit pathetic!" a woman. Former club manager - conquered the Sotenbori cabaret Only has one working eye. Would be too dangerous with two. Crowds of civilians gather to witness the manly argy bargy. Was the series' mascot and main character for 15 club scene and made years, equalled only in popularity by Majima. Passed the torch of MC to ICHADBAN in 2020. billions. The two most dangerous men in Kiryu and Majima's friendly rivalry is legendary, spanning many games and years of development. 8 different fighting styles between both men - ensures fights never get boring. Kamurocho - have each taken on the Tojo clan by themselves. (learnt the styles just by watching others)

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