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Introduction to the Cult of the Circle By Soup King, Arch Mufti and Prime Wizard of the CoC Greetings Profligates! Have you heard of our Lord and Saviour, the Undeserving Circle? No? Then I shall tell you the most wondrous tale. A most wondrous tale indeed. It was in the year of our Lord 2021, when Mr Funnyman, Dark Disciple of the Deceitful Dodecagon, spake forth and said unto KYM: Does this circle deserve a KYM entry? No? Well too bad, the mods found some dickbags on Twitter throwing this around, so they decided to make an article about it. Upon hearing such dreadful defamation of our Lord. Urlenmeyer Glass, Grand Farseer and Eternal Guardian of the CoC, spake forth unto the False Prophet and said: this circle doesn't deserve an entry But why would Urlenmeyer Glass, Blessed Protector of the CoC, say such a thing about our most Holey of Lords? The answer, Heathen Swine, is a simple one. For you see, the Undeserving Circle already has an entry. Indeed, our Lord has many entries. Our most prestigious of masters can be found in all that is good. stands but a small sample of works in which our Lord can be found, highlighted for those of you Before you blind to the Holey One's true glory. HERETICUS HERESY QUESTS TERMINATION However, one must be ever vigilant, for a most devious devil stalks yon archive of memetics. The Deceitful Dodecagon This vilest of creatures imitates the Undeserving Circle with a hideous mockery of our Lord's most holey form. Bewarest thou of its trickery, for it doth hide in plain sight. Observe. Canst thou see it? Know thou the signs of the beast and reject all those that bear them. Poorly disguised angles in a pathetic attempt to hide its impurity. A sorrowful, discontented expression, for the Deceitful Dodecagon and all of its ilk are unable to feel neither love nor peасе. A lack of, or disfigured, features, as the Deceitful Dodecagon can only corrupt, Deathly afraid of porcelain and repelled by all things that are both smooth and round not create. (Plates, Tyres, Wall Clocks, etc.). A lack of colour, due to being an imperfect vessel of life and joy. This concludes todays lecture on the Undeserving Circle and the CoC. To finish things up, a brief word for all you non-believers out there. Be not afraid! For, as it is written, "That which is round shalt come around" and so we know you will join us when you are ready. Having just said that, however... To all you Pawns of Pythagoras out there, who revel in the agony of angles. I have another message. Circulus Vult Licisci!

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